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Who was Zsa Zsa Gabor?

Funny story: Who was Zsa Zsa Gabor?

The sad news that another world renowned diva has passed over to the illustrious home of stars in heaven hit the headlines today, Zsa Zsa Gabor gently slid away. After losing Prince, Bowie, Thomas the Tank Engine, Lemmy (was he a diva?) and other...

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Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

Funny story: Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

New York - Reconstructive surgeons worked for five hours solid on the bare-faced cheek of the woman destined to be the nation's face. The resulting 'Bride of Clintonstein' special effects are due for their world premiere on Sunday when Hillary Cli...

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Lindsay Lohan Is Not Even In Prison Yet And She Is Already Winning Lustfully Decadent Awards

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Not Even In Prison Yet And She Is Already Winning Lustfully Decadent Awards

LOS ANGELES - Superior Court Judge Stephanie "The Shark" Sautner has said that she is fed up with the irresponsible arrogant antics of Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan. And as a result she has sentenced Miss Lohan to serve 120 days, or 4 months, whichever comes first, in L.A.'s infamous Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. Lohan sat quietly in her chair and could be heard asking her attorney Shawn...

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'Who's next - me or Queen Elizabeth?' wails despondent Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny story: 'Who's next - me or Queen Elizabeth?' wails despondent Zsa Zsa Gabor

Los Angeles - A chilling Hollywood prophecy describing the world's greatest actresses 'in karmic freefall all the way to the crem' has seen Zsa Zsa Gabor hospitalised for shock. The 94 year-old diva was first told of the prediction by Nancy Reagan...

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Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson

Funny story: Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan, the little lost girl who has most definitely lost her way, does not appear to be anywhere close to finding it. The troubled starlet who has had more ups and downs than a day care pogo stick was seen dancing the nigh...

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Zsa Zsa Gabor to compete in Special Olympics

Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor to compete in Special Olympics

Zsa Zsa Gabor has announced that she would really "luff to compete in zeee Special Olympics dhhaling". When asked in which events she hopes to compete she answered, "Well, dhhaling, joost take a look at me - ze wheelchair baskatbawl and ze whe...

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Zsa Zsa Gabor's leg to hang in the Smithsonian

Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor's leg to hang in the Smithsonian

Los Angeles - (Legless Biz): A space has been reserved next to Anna Nicole's breasts and Errol Flynn's schlong, according to museum curators. The exhibit will regularly feature a classy selection of the actress's favorite stockings, stiletto heels...

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The Artist Formerly Known as Prince To Decide Zsa Zsa Gabor's Fate

Funny story: The Artist Formerly Known as Prince To Decide Zsa Zsa Gabor's Fate

A decision has to be made for 93-year-old celebrity-for-celebrity's-sake Zsa Zsa Gabor that will determine if she lives or dies, and that responsibility falls upon her husband, 52-year-old singer Prince.CORRECTION(S). - Zsa Zsa is actually married...

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Lindsay Lohan Offers a Leg to Save Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Offers a Leg to Save Zsa Zsa Gabor

Los Angelos - Upon her release from the Betty Ford Clinic on probation today Lindsay Lohan was heard saying, "I must go to her!" "Her" meaning Zsa Zsa Gabor. Upon hearing that the ailing Gabor sister might lose her leg, the new and improved Lindsa...

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Pete Postlethwaite, Zsa-Zsa Gabor's Right Leg Dead

Funny story: Pete Postlethwaite, Zsa-Zsa Gabor's Right Leg Dead

Oscar-nominated actor Pete Postlethwaite, who starred in "Inception" and "The Usual Suspects," has died at the age of 64, his agent said Monday. Please direct hate mail to... get.overit@God-forbid-i-make-fun-of-a-Brit.web ...my next-door neighbo...

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Part 2 Zsa Zsa Gabor in Hog Jaw Darling: The Wedding

Funny story: Part 2 Zsa Zsa Gabor in Hog Jaw Darling: The Wedding

Hog Jaw, Arkansas - (Where?!?) Hog Jaw, Arkansas - Greetings everyone, we are at the corner of 1st street and Main in Hog Jaw Arkansas, awaiting the motorcade of Zsa Zsa Gabor and her entourage, also her groom, only known in these parts as Charpa. In fact we have a local person here, Finnious McGee, who says he has the low down on Zsa Zsa's groom to be. "The problem with you Papparazzi's is yo...

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Deathbed Zsa Zsa wants to renew marriage vows as "one for the road, dahlink"

Funny story: Deathbed Zsa Zsa wants to renew marriage vows as "one for the road, dahlink"

On her deathbed: 108-yr old Zsa Zsa has decided to take advantage of her time in hospital by renewing her marriage 'wows' with 'Vats-his-name'. With a priest by her side administering extreme unction, a boa-clad Zsa Zsa figured it would be a wast...

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Zsa Zsa: Bury Me in Hog Jaw Arkansas!

Funny story: Zsa Zsa: Bury Me in Hog Jaw Arkansas!

Little Rock, AR - Last night Zsa Zsa Gabor asked for last rites to be read to her and The Spoof was there to bring you up to date, inaccurate information. Just as the Catholic Priest named Fergus McCarthy was about to leave Zsa Zsa grabbed him by...

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Last Frights for Zsa Zsa

Funny story: Last Frights for Zsa Zsa

Hollywood - (Final Sunset News): The Queen of Outer Space star has had a jolly good rubdown with embalming oils and other holy unguents. Holed up in the Bernard Madoff Ponzi Wing of the Ronald Reagan UCLA medical centre Ms Gabor is said to be feel...

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Zsa Zsa Gabor's Injury Will Require Plastic Surgery - Heidi Montag Volunteers To Provide The Plastic

Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor's Injury Will Require Plastic Surgery - Heidi Montag Volunteers To Provide The Plastic

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zsa Zsa Gabor, the actress with the redundant first name, received some serious injuries when she fell out of her hospital bed. The 93-year-old actress, whose last movie was titled, My Life With Teddy Roosevelt - The Zsa Zsa Gabor...

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Zsa Zsa Gabor Hospitalized Over Broken Tail Bones

Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor Hospitalized Over Broken Tail Bones

Zsa Zsa Gabor's publicist says the 123-year-old actress has been rushed to a hospital after a hard sneeze blew her out of her bed and breaking several tail bones. John Blanchette says Gabor was apparently watching television in her Bel Air home Sa...

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Zsa Zsa Gabor Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

Zsa Zsa Gabor is in hospital after falling out of bed onto a vuvuzela. Her publicist John Blanchette said the 93-year-old actress, who is an avid soccer fan, had been watching a re-run of the Germany v. England World Cup game on television in her...

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Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Says She Quit Because The White Bitch Is Just Way Too Flaky, Fruity, and Nutty

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Says She Quit Because The White Bitch Is Just Way Too Flaky, Fruity, and Nutty

LOS ANGELES - Shawn Chapman-Holley, who up until today was Lindsay Dee Lohan's attorney, said she had to quit in order to keep from going crazy. Chapman-Holley shook her head and said, "Damn. Ya know y'all dis here Lohan loon sho nuff be one flaky...

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