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Yuppies Petition Biologists To Declare Themselves A Separate Species.

Funny story: Yuppies Petition Biologists To Declare Themselves A Separate Species.

Yuppies, those demi-gods who live amongst us mere mortals do have a hard go of it. They, by their very existence, are refined creatures so much better than you or I who are mere mortals suckling the earth for survival. Now, tired of being consider...

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The Curse Of Yuppie Sprawl Is Taking Over Entire Communities

Funny story: The Curse Of Yuppie Sprawl Is Taking Over Entire Communities

A slow infestation has been discovered that is eating away at the American heartlands. 'Yuppie Sprawl' is a slow, invasive alien mold that is sliming itself across the traditional American landscape. It is a corrosive element in our society known...

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Al Queda Now Recruiting Yuppies

Funny story: Al Queda Now Recruiting Yuppies

In a unique reversal of its former policy of attracting the poor and oppressed for its legions of bomb makers and bomb blowers, Al-Queda has changed its strategy to recruiting young, rich Westerners to its agenda instead. The world's premier ter...

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Alive II - The Story of the Andy Survivors

Funny story: Alive II - The Story of the Andy Survivors

Chicago, Illinois - In a region of the nation known for it's flatness, four brave yuppies dared to challenge Andy Hill, a rough hill that soars up 4,500 feet above sea level, and towers over the prosperous suburb below, on and all around it. These...

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Suze Orman Tries To Help Keep Us From Getting Too Poor.

Funny story: Suze Orman Tries To Help Keep Us From Getting Too Poor.

Suze Orman, the famous financial guru of our times has written an article for the latest issue of USA Weekend (USA Weekend? What's that?- It's the direct ripoff of the Sunday news's Parade magazine, right down to the size and style, only not as good.) In it Suze has given us some of her valuable time to let us, we the endangered species who still read newspapers AND the endangered species of worki...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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