British newspaper of repute, The Daily Mail has alerted the world (or anybody on the right wing, who believes this bullshit) that 73rd series of the Great British Bake Off will start the long awaited, and long fore-told yogurt apocalypse.
A food production company was ordered to pay nearly £10,000 after a man found a dog in a yoghurt pot as he ate his lunch.
Oscar Waggitt of Stinkborough, South Yorkshire had already eaten some of the yoghurt when he came across the canine filling.
A Turk is suing a Norwegian dairy for over $4m after learning from a Norwegian friend that his face is being featured on containers of Greek-style yoghurt being sold in Norway.
Mikos Malenkia was astounded when he received a phonecall from his fri...
Executives of banks taking government recapitalisation will receive their bonuses in yoghurt.
The move by the Treasury to force heads of failed banks follows similar initiatives from President Barack Obama in the US.
Lloyds Banking Group and Ro...
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