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Local Businessman Lost His Yacht: He Simply Forgot Where He Put It

Funny story: Local Businessman Lost His Yacht: He Simply Forgot Where He Put It

We often misplace things. Keys, wallets, even briefcases and laptops have gone missing simply by misplacing them temporarily. And this Louisville man, whose favorite gifts at Christmas is a bottle of Makers, or tequila. He misplaces things, too. A lo...

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Ministry of Defence rubbishes UK Red Top's HMY Britannia Mk#2 fantasy

Funny story: Ministry of Defence rubbishes UK Red Top's HMY Britannia Mk#2 fantasy

London - Funded by 'donations' and run by a 'charitable trust' the proposed £80 million royal yacht would be armed with torpedoes, helicopter gunships, a miniature nuclear submarine and armed patrol guards. "How very quaint," Royal Navy admiral i...

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Isle of Wight crude tanker tragedy

Funny story: Isle of Wight crude tanker tragedy

Cowes - It's been billed as the Island's environmental catastrophe of the century and has blighted the start of world famous Cowes Regatta Week. Reports this evening have confirmed the collision between an ocean going yacht, Atlanta of Chester, an...

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Small Business Profile: Morsie's Beachfront Yacht Club

Funny story: Small Business Profile: Morsie's Beachfront Yacht Club

Starting with a piece of contaminated marsh land and a bankrupted South Carolina marina, Jean Paul Morsie, owner of Morsie's Beachfront Yacht Club, now enjoys the success of one of today's hottest ocean front bar and restaurant destinations. With...

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Mercedes Dealers, Yacht Brokers Gearing up for Banner Year if Republicans Win

Funny story: Mercedes Dealers, Yacht Brokers Gearing up for Banner Year if Republicans Win

Those in the business of selling luxury items to wealthy Americans have never really seen a downturn in their profits. Even with Obama in office and the Democrats doing everything they can to try and shift the economic tide away from the uber riche,...

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Queen Latifah and Her Personal Trainer Jeanette Jenkins Seen Bumpin' and Thumpin' on A Luxury Yacht Off The French Coast

Funny story: Queen Latifah and Her Personal Trainer Jeanette Jenkins Seen Bumpin' and Thumpin' on A Luxury Yacht Off The French Coast

ST. JEAN-CAP FERRAT, France - Queen Latifah, the hip hop rapper with the deep voice, manly figure, and crotch bulge that would make Lady Gaga cry is vacationing off the French coast with her fitness trainer Jeanette "Li'l One" Jenkins. The happy b...

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Tiger Woods' megayacht seen 'bobbing madly' on calm seas

Funny story: Tiger Woods' megayacht seen 'bobbing madly' on calm seas

In the aftermath of revelations that he has been multiply unfaithful to his wife, Tiger Woods, the world's first golf billionaire, has decided to spend the holidays on his megayacht, 'Privacy'. Woods has recently been dodging the press, the police...

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Saddam Hussein's Super Yacht For Sale: $35,000,000

Funny story: Saddam Hussein's Super Yacht For Sale: $35,000,000

NICE, France - Saddam Hussein's 269-foot luxury yacht, 'The Two-Humped Camel' is being put up for sale. The super yacht is valued at $35 million. The vessel is equipped with several swimming pools, various fancy salons, exquisite restaurants, plus...

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Offshore banks to ease credit crunch

Funny story: Offshore banks to ease credit crunch

After a massive influx of cash into the UK Banking system, the banks have decided that the best way to ease the credit crunch is to set up offshore banks. The chairmen and directors of the 'Big Three' (HBOS, Lloyds-TSB) have bought large ocean go...

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Klingons sighted again

Funny story: Klingons sighted again

Coastguard officials from the port of Dubris, known as Dover in Roman times, have reported sighting a large yacht loaded with Klingons and heading for the British coast at a rate of knots. These loathsome 'creatures of nightmare' have not been see...

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President Bush Says His Yacht's Too Small

Funny story: President Bush Says His Yacht's Too Small

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush said that he could not end the War on Terror or the War in Iraq because he needs a bigger yacht. He doesn't want to be the laughing stock of the Corrupt Bastards Club.

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