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Go Home Call Explained

The call of a Conservative Government for immigrants to Go Home has been clarified by Conservative Central Office. As a Public schoolboy I was given prior notice of the announcemnet before the resat of you because I know what's what and am a man o...

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 ACLU pushback: "Marry a Mexican, adopt a Muslim, take a lesbian to lunch in Indianapolis."

The American Civil Liberties Union announced today they are embarking on a grass roots effort to..."Make America Whole Again. Marry a Mexican, adopt a Muslim and take a lesbian to lunch in Indianapolis, is a grass roots effort to get citizens involve...

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Dr Farquar presents The Latest Least Xenophobic International Poll

I'm proud to be English because when we have a joke told to us, and don't understand it, we pull a face like we have made a mistake in our trousers. We don't just laugh politely, like the Dutch. The Dutch are a fickle race. You can get arrested for growing plants but for not smoking them. You can legally kill yourself. You take the piss out of the Germans and still drink their beer. I love...

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Trump Gives 6 Reasons To Vote For Him

Funny story: Trump Gives 6 Reasons To Vote For Him

Donald Trump has given an amazing closing speech about why he should be elected President in 2016. It can be broken down into different parts about why he should be elected according to Mr. Trump: 1) "People say I suffer from a pathological na...

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Hillary Understimated The Number Of Trump Backers In The Basket of Deplorables

Funny story: Hillary Understimated The Number Of Trump Backers In The Basket of Deplorables

In early September, Hillary Clinton told a fund-raising crowd, "To just be grossly generalistic, you can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables, right? Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, you name i...

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This Country's Gone to the Dogs Innit?

Funny story: This Country's Gone to the Dogs Innit?

We have lost our bloody way as a nation we have. Our country has become infiltrated by joyless snobbish lefties, filthy immigrants, rampant homosexuals who are up for anything and miserable and fat feminists. What happened to the good old days innit? The good old days of Only Fools and Horses, Rolf Harris, Rod Stewart, The National Front, It It Ain't Half Hot Mum, New Faces, Jim'll Fix It, Dav...

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Strictly Scrum Dancing - When Rugby World Cup Meets Reality TV

On the eve of the Rugby World Cup final there have been calls for the sport to attempt to embrace a wider audience by introducing a more entertaining aspect to matches. That fact that these calls have come solely from Strictly Come Dancing judge Brun...

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Life Sentences: Barbers

Funny story: Life Sentences: Barbers

Had my hair cut today. I went to one of these salons they have nowadays. Twenty pounds for what we used to call a short back and sides. It wasn't, though. Short back and sides, I mean. The young chap didn't know what that was. It was all I could do to get him to understand the concept of a "trim". I think he thought I was talking about pubic hair. And when I say "chap", well, I won't over...

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Muslim Man Walking Past Ground Zero Incarcerated

NEW YORK - Abdel Al-Fayad, 25, was going to pay his respect to fellow New Yorkers killed on 11th September, when he was quickly handcuffed by New York City Police and sent to the local precinct. "I don't get what's the deal!" said Al-Fayad, speaki...

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All Muslims Sent to Labour Camps

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Jingoism Act was passed by Congress today, limited the citizenship of Muslims, and eventually, resulting in their transference to work camps on the outskirts of major metropolitan areas. "Pisslam," said a Republican, "is a c...

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American Bible Belt to Form New Nation

Funny story: American Bible Belt to Form New Nation

DALLAS, TX - A consortium of the southern states has split off from the United States of America. The new country will be accepted into the United Nations, and will be named the Union Provinces of Christ or the UPC. This will reduced the numbe...

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Purple potatoes, husband unhappy with multi cultural food.

Funny story: Purple potatoes, husband unhappy with multi cultural food.

The sale of purple potatoes is causing quite a stir the length and breadth of Christendom today as healthful housewives are purchasing the puce produce by the pan-load. The reason for the sudden interest in the beta version of this newly tried and...

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Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Funny story: Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Tokyo, Japan - "Don't come to Japan if you're a foreigner." That's the message from many Japanese hotels in a recent survey conducted by the Japanese Ministry for Tourism. "We don't have Gaijin (Japanese word for foreigner) and we don't want them...

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Hawaii Governor & Mayor Found in Backseat of Wrecked Car Hugging

Funny story: Hawaii Governor & Mayor Found in Backseat of Wrecked Car Hugging

HOMOLULU, HAWAII-(ASSociated dePRESS)Hawaii Governor Linda Lingle and Honolulu City Mayor Mufi Hannemann were found in a most compromising position last night. A 911 call reported seeing a car parked...

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