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Cher Lloyd Offered £5 Million FFSSU Contract

Funny story: Cher Lloyd Offered £5 Million FFSSU Contract

Following hot on the heels of her worldwide smash hit, 'Swagger Jagger' former X-Factor contestant, Cher Lloyd - described by schoolmates as 'a rat-faced pikey bully' has been offered £5 million to for fuck's sake shut up! An FFSSU spokeswoman tol...

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Regulator to Investigate X Factor Complaints

The media watchdog is to investigate 2,750 complaints about Cheryl Cole's accent in December's X Factor Final. More than 17.2 million viewers saw former painter and decorator Matt Cardle win the 2010 competition. But investigators will have to...

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X-Factor Matt Cardle's Dark Secret Past Revealed

Funny story: X-Factor Matt Cardle's Dark Secret Past Revealed

It has been revealed tonight that Matt Cardle has a dark secret past that he never wanted anyone to know about. But tonight, for the very first time, his ex-best friend Jeremy has told Spoof News about the secret betrayal that almost cost him his li...

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Sepp Blatter To Be Guest X-Factor Final Judge

Megalomaniac media mogul multi-millionaire Simon Cowell announced today at a press conference that under fire FIFA president Sepp Blatter is to be a celebrity guest judge for the X-Factor Final on Saturday night. The decision was initially met wit...

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Simpering Cher Lloyd Survives Sing Off With Mary Byrne - Sparks Fury In Ireland

Funny story: Simpering Cher Lloyd Survives Sing Off With Mary Byrne - Sparks Fury In Ireland

Skoob Entertainment News Exclusive - sulky diva, and alleged brat, Cher Lloyd has just triumphed over Ireland's sweetheart, 'Tesco' Mary Byrne in the X-Factor sing off. Prompting fury in the already financially besieged Emerald Isle, with several...

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Porn fans in shock after Waissel granny xxx-factor revelations

Funny story: Porn fans in shock after Waissel granny xxx-factor revelations

"I don't think I'll ever get it up again!", "First goatse.cx and now this!" and "My eyes! My eyes!" are just some of the anguished comments made by porn fans after witnessing photos of, not Katie Waissel, but her 81-year-old Grandma. One porn fan...

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X-Factor - Skoob Entertainment News Issues Public Apology

Funny story: X-Factor - Skoob Entertainment News Issues Public Apology

Staff at Skoob Entertainment News have been forced to issue a public apology after nearly but not quite getting the result of this week's 'X-Factor The Result' show quite spot on. Editor in Chief of SEN, Skoob1999 blamed SEN supremo Buffty Ginslin...

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Rebecca Ferguson - Simply The Best - But She Won't Win X-Factor

Funny story: Rebecca Ferguson - Simply The Best - But She Won't Win X-Factor

Desperate to get the real lowdown on the X-Factor, Skoob Entertainment News eventually managed to persuade eccentric English film director, Producer, and music critic Buffty Ginslinger to conduct an in-depth analysis of the remaining contestants and...

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X-Factor - Looks Like It's Goodnight Vienna For Paije - Katie Waissel Stays

Funny story: X-Factor - Looks Like It's Goodnight Vienna For Paije - Katie Waissel Stays

A team of media analysts from Swaythling University Of Statistics last night predicted that X-Factor hopeful Paije Richardson will be given the chop this evening, following a dramatic sing-off with Wagner. Professor Hughie Ralph told Skoob Enterta...

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Aiden Grimshaw Turns In Yet Another Brilliant X-Factor Performance!

Funny story: Aiden Grimshaw Turns In Yet Another Brilliant X-Factor Performance!

Aiden Grimshaw, the Blackpool lad accused of being "too intense" on the X-Factor, once again triumphantly blew away the judges, the studio audience, and millions of viewers at home last night with a soaring rendition of the Elton John classic 'Rocket...

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X-Factor's Katie Waissel Attacked By Giant Gorilla

Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Attacked By Giant Gorilla

Sources close to X-Factor hate figure Katie Waissel revealed today that on several occasions, the singer has come close to quitting the show. Katie, who has been absolutely slaughtered by the media was apparently sick and tired of being voted in t...

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Katie Waissel To Survive X-Factor Again - Aiden Grimshaw And Paije Face The aXe

Funny story: Katie Waissel To Survive X-Factor Again - Aiden Grimshaw And Paije Face The aXe

Following hot on the heels of last week's farcical X-Factor vote off, Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Katie Waissel will probably escape the axe again this week. SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger claims that he overheard a little...

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Pixie Lott Distances Herself From X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd

Funny story: Pixie Lott Distances Herself From X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd

Highly respected recording artiste, Pixie Lott has distanced herself from the current row surrounding X-Factor wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd by simply having nothing whatsoever to do with any of that malarkey. Pixie, who served as a stand...

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X-Factor Is Not Fixed States Compulsive Liar

Funny story: X-Factor Is Not Fixed States Compulsive Liar

On the day that Swindon was officially recognised as Britain's dumbest town, Skoob Entertainment News reporters came across a compulsive liar who insisted that popular TV show the X-Factor couldn't possibly be fixed. Jethro Ooarr, 27, told SEN tha...

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X-Factor's Wagner shock

Funny story: X-Factor's Wagner shock

It's the answer everyone's been wondering about: How come Wagner has managed to get this far? Well, it turns out that the Brazilian tone-deaf lothario is actually ... Simon Cowell's DAD! Wagner has been exposed as Eric Philip Cowell, an estate age...

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X-Factor's Katie Waissel Sold By Simon Cowbell On Dickinson's Real Deal For £17

Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Sold By Simon Cowbell On Dickinson's Real Deal For £17

Hot on the heels of red top revelations that the X-Factor is a fix, and following Sunday night's Katie Waissel on stage "Oh sod it!" meltdown, Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Simon Cowbell has sold Katie Waissel on Dickinson's Re...

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X-Factor Stories To Be Banned From Satirical Website

Funny story: X-Factor Stories To Be Banned From Satirical Website

Although it hasn't yet been confirmed, Skoob Entertainment News has heard word from a bird to the effect that popular satirical website TheSpoof.com is to insist upon an outright ban on X-Factor stories. Chief Administrator, Charles Laughton (out...

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X-Factor - Katie Waissel Sing Off Meltdown Explained

Funny story: X-Factor - Katie Waissel Sing Off Meltdown Explained

The X-Factor, Sunday evening. The vote off. Cue intensity and high drama. Cue also what has since been described as the biggest fix since the Zimbabwean general election. Incredibly (although not to Skoob Entertainment News - we said this would ha...

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