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TheSpoof.com Annual Awards Ceremony - As It Happened

Funny story: TheSpoof.com Annual Awards Ceremony - As It Happened

TheSpoof.com Annual Writers' Awards event held at the prestigious Lancaster Working Men's Club last night, went down like a lead balloon when only three people bothered to turn up - the site's owner, Mark Lowton, his brother Paul, and a gentleman who introduced himself as 'Mr. Johnson!' Johnson! told the Lowtons that it was he, personally, who had saved the Spoof when it was "dying" a few years...

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Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise to Star Again

Funny story: Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise to Star Again

The film soon to be released "Blood on a White Rose" is already being forecast to clean up at next year's Oscars. It is a drama with class and style. One critic said, "If it were a painting it would be a Raphael." The film teams up, for one more...

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Spoof Writer Bureau Back After Latest Incident

Funny story: Spoof Writer Bureau Back After Latest Incident

Spoof writer Bureau Longfellow is back at The Spoof today after his latest round of incidents, accidents and sickness. Bureau says that this time the turnip truck was traveling a good 40 Miles Per Hour when he fell off the back and rolled over 300...

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Is Vagina Magical

Funny story: Is Vagina Magical

The International Society of Gynecologists made an observation that whenever the word vagina was used in any of their leaflets or advertising the response to that advertising was overwhelming. Dr Peak A Boo, a world renowned gynecologist said, "...

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Overly-complex human history retconned

Washington, D.C.--A group of the world's leading historians gathered in Washington today to announce that the excessively-burdened and contradictory narrative of human history was to be retconned immediately "in order to make grasping human history e...

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Sign writers go on strike over conditions and pay

Funny story: Sign writers go on strike over conditions and pay

A large group of people seen milling about outside a factory in Lancaster have been identified as the Sign Writers' Union. The members of the Sign Writers' Union (SUW) had gone on strike and formed a picket line to protest against their pay and co...

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Ode to Writers

Funny story: Ode to Writers

Writers please to not give up Your dream to write your novel If Stephen King had gone that route He'd be living in a hovel. He took some risks and kept 'the faith' When faced with writer's block He'd take a walk around his house And oft times got a shock. Just looking at his wee black cat A story came to mind. It is a KILLER cat (he thought) And a story he did find. So don't desp...

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Woman Claims Alter Ego Wrote Pornography without Her Permission

Funny story: Woman Claims Alter Ego Wrote Pornography without Her Permission

K. S. Trojan, famous author of "All Things Funny" is going after her alter ego for penning several pornographic poems without her knowledge or permission and publishing them under the name Krazy K. Asked how Ms. Trojan noticed the poems or that t...

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Three Spoofers Get ASBOs After "hanging about' London Causing Chaos!

Funny story: Three Spoofers Get ASBOs After "hanging about' London Causing Chaos!

Three rather well know Spoofers were caught short recently after an innocent writer's conference turned into 'quite a cock up' according to one eye witness in the Covent Garden area. According to Percival Montbatten, a tenured 'elf and safety offi...

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Female Comedy Writers sue Letterman; Name Cuff as Co Defendant.

Funny story: Female Comedy Writers sue Letterman; Name Cuff as Co Defendant.

In an effort to highlight the plight of female writers in the comedy field their representatives filed a sweeping civil suit in Federal court asking for class status since they can't achieve it on their own. The Comediennes Union of Nipple Talent...

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The Book of Gobble-de-gook

Funny story: The Book of Gobble-de-gook

There are many books in the World that cause controversy, The Bible, Darwins Origin of the Species, are two right at the top of the list for example. There is however a book that can cause more misunderstanding than that, its the book of Gobble-de-go...

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Humor Writers Facing A New Financial Dilema - Outsourcing

Funny story: Humor Writers Facing A New Financial Dilema - Outsourcing

A new financial horror for professional English language writers has come about. It seems that in our modern times even written articles are being outsourced to other countries. Publishers on a number of freelance writers websites are requesting...

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Top Ten Reasons Why Supermodels Should Sleep With Spoof Writers

Funny story: Top Ten Reasons Why Supermodels Should Sleep With Spoof Writers

Listed are the top ten reasons whey Supermodels should sleep with Spoof Writers * We could pay them with valuable Spoof points which can be redeemed for valuable prizes only through reclusive points billionaire Mark Lowton * Because we're really desperate (and they should do a charitable favor for the less fortunate). * Because they all say in the Playboy biographies that they like a man wi...

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Professional writers demand equal ratings in TheSpoof.com

Funny story: Professional writers demand equal ratings in TheSpoof.com

Hundreds of millions of professional writers, that contribute to TheSpoof.com in their tea and cocaine breaks, today demanded higher ratings and better cheese sandwiches, for bothering to contribute to the almost-always now adolescent, Susan Boyle-ty...

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Fatwa Declared Against The Spoof! Writers In Dire Danger!

Funny story: Fatwa Declared Against The Spoof! Writers In Dire Danger!

Alert!! Level Red!! - A Fatwa was declared against writers at TheSpoof.com because of constant articles ridiculing the Taliban, suicide bombers, Muslim extremists, and a host of other things that seem strange and humorous to infidels. A critic...

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Carol Midgley Rottweiler in a dress

Carol writes for the times, well I say writes, she stomps her paws all over a PC keyboard and out comes a load of old shite. Her latest drivel features ridiculing football genius Paul Gascoigne. Gazza has never made a secret of the fact that he suffers bi-polar disorder, a terrible mental affliction that can result in a very self destructive state. However Carol has ignored this, well she w...

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Writing About Something Else

Funny story: Writing About Something Else

A secret meeting took place this evening in a Whitehall gentleman's club involving popular writers from top website TheSpoof.com Taking the chair, Mr Roy Turse, with his son accompanying for moral support, told the assembly, and I quote: "Some...

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There Are Only Two Spoof Writers

Funny story: There Are Only Two Spoof Writers

After a detailed review of profile information held by TheSpoof.com, the organisers have determined that there are actually only two individual writers contributing. Although accusations of operating under more than one name have been made in the...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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