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Funny story: Trendsetters in the News: Kim Jong Un Takes Photoshop to a Whole New Level

Trendsetters in the News: Kim Jong Un Takes Photoshop to a Whole New Level

We all use Photoshop to get rid of wrinkles, bags, rolls, lines, and sags. But who would have thought that fixing awkward holiday photos could include airbrushing an ENTIRE relative out of a photo? First, it appears that an uncle was suddenly...
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Funny story: Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...
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Funny story: Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...
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Funny story: Elderly Girl Turns Aging into a Sexy New Fad

Elderly Girl Turns Aging into a Sexy New Fad

Thank god, bladder incontinence has become trendy. It's about time! Elderly Girl inspired billions of people to regard elderliness as alluring, sassy and brilliant. Now, hundreds of profit-mad companies have succumbed to her voluptuous wisdom by creating products that have turned 80-year-olds into the new hip-hop generation. She has urged the Obama Administration to award the Medal o...
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Funny story: 24 Year Old Excited to Age Gracefully

24 Year Old Excited to Age Gracefully

Scranton, PA resident Kimberly Ellison plans to age gracefully. "I've decided I'm not going to wear makeup or anything when I get older," said Ellison, who turned 24 last month and who once had to google the unfamiliar term, 'crows-feet'. "I ju...
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Funny story: Outstanding anti-wrinkle formula discovered hiding in British kitchens

Outstanding anti-wrinkle formula discovered hiding in British kitchens

It is present in most British kitchens either in ready to use format, pre-prepared format or totally DIY format. Regardless of how it starts off, it has been discovered that custard is the most effective anti-wrinkle formulation on the market. "Or...
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Funny story: New and Improved "Super-Botox" Recall

New and Improved "Super-Botox" Recall

If Botox is what you need to get rid of those lines and wrinkles then Super-Botox with three times the power should be even better. Not necessarily! The new product was recalled yesterday after users' faces were pulled so tight they had to be tr...
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Simpsons Show to Kill Off Bart Simpson

"You could say the whole Bart concept was getting old, but actually we just couldn't take Nancy Cartwright's Scamatology ravings any longer" spoke the show's producers.
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