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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
Trump Tweets to be Appended to "Little Red Book"Maoist scholars have been compiling all of His Orangeness's tweets, and, after careful deliberation, have deemed them to be just as insightful as the sayings of The Great Helmsman.
Trump is Denied Permission to Send 'Fire and Fury' Author Richard Wolff to GuantanamoTrump was given permission to send Bannon, Ivanka, Don, Jr., Eric, or Jarrod there if he wanted.
Trump Tweets Again and Again How Sane He Is and How He is a GeniusHis latest tweet: "I am sane and a genius and lx-e.3zl ls.a'oor.ls; BigMac ..2k9dlskwoncjwkllq..0...
Social justice warrior can't change her hair colorEver since Mandy Hater became a social justice warrior, her hair color has naturally become green, and hair dye no longer works. She'd pull it out in frustration, but it will only grow into a mohawk.
Eric and Donnie Trump, Jr. Caught in Plot to Kidnap Santa Claus and Corner the Market on ToysThey both claim a Russian guy said it would be good for the country and planned the whole thing out.
FBI Agent Taken off Trump Probe Due to "Extreme Bias"The agent had the nerve to say he thought Eric Trump looked a little "funny."
Dead Man WalkingA woman greeted a neighbor, covered in dirt. "You must be working hard in your garden," she said. She later read his obituary. He'd been dead for 5 days. She wondered if she could still buy flowers.
Trump is Trying to Bring Osama Bin Laden Back to LifeHe has vowed to undo EVERYTHING Obama ever did.
The NBA's Decision to Allow Space Aliens to Play Met with OppositionAn anonymous basketball player who refuses to speak on camera is allegedly saying, "I don't see why these slimy, 2-headed creatures are allowed to play. It's a wonder they let us black athletes play."
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