Russian footy thugs, hooligans, racists, piss artists and some decent supporters (not many though) are marching through the streets of Warsaw, POLAND (!) tonight in a show of strength, Big Brother is watching and over the top national pride.
They...
North Korea has attributed the recent rocket launch failure to the Philippines. According to Pyongyang, the North Korean rocket was subjected to electronic warfare waged by Philippine IT experts hidden in a bunker deep under Malacanang, the president...
Tossco, Britain's biggest and dearest Supermarket chain (after Wotrose) has suffered a fall in its UK sales for the fourth consecutive quarter, despite a £500 million discounting campaign. The latter produced fantastic discounts averaging as much as...
WASHINGTON DC - The President has calmed the Chinese military who had been ready to attack the United States, as previously reported
Our mole in the White House communications room has intercepted this diplomatic communication, addressed to the Chinese Communist Chairmen:
Dear China,
Sorry, I did not mean to call my dog something that was so offensive. Must be the diet soda I had been dr...
WASHINGTON DC - A panicky First Lady called our news desk while seated on her throne: the Chinese military, who had been bugging and listening in on the White House, is at the highest level of military alertness; this in response to the President cal...
Tossco, Britain's biggest and dearest Supermarket chain (after Wotrose) has suffered a fall in its UK sales for the fourth consecutive quarter, despite a £500 million discounting campaign.
The latter produced fantastic discounts averaging as much...
WHITE HOUSE-WASHINGTON; Defence Administration Official Ed Bighorn has announced that a new defence strategy has been implemented in the wake of the assassination of Osama Bin Laden.
The two thousand page document makes for daunting reading.
Philadelphia, PA - The little blue Twitter bird is dead. It was slain today by a house cat named Ginger. The little Twitter bird was in a garden pecking at the keyboard of an open laptop when Ginger pounced on it.
"Tweet, tweet" said the Twitter...
LONDON & MOSCOW - After revelations that Russia is hosting the 2018 World Cup, Britain have started WW3 with Russia.
David Cameron, coming to Cabinet in a drunken stupor, mostly to drown his sorrows of the lost investment, ordered his Cabinet...
The well publicised Wikileaks have angered German top politicians so much that they are even contemplating revenge.
A top rank emergency cabinet meeting was held yesterday in Berlin to discuss the crisis. Angela Merkel and her "gay" foreign minist...
Bin Laden and his merry men (a modern day Islamic version of Robin Hood and his merry men not in green tights) are winning WWIII and this has been confirmed by the boss of UK armed forces, Sir David Richards.
Sir David has admitted al Qaeda cannot...
Fox News reporter Glenn Beck brought the world closer to the brink of global conflict following his "in depth" analysis of the history of Israel, and the commando assault on the Gaza aid flotilla.
In an almost inexplicable tirade against everythin...
Greece have begged Germany to start WWIII because they believe that if the Germans were to start the war and invade them they would be much better off under German occupation (sicher).
The Greek Prime Minister has sent a secret envoy to Berlin wi...
Vatican City-- There's a new monster on the world stage tonight, and it's someone that everybody knows. Pope Benedict XVI gave a stunning speech from the papal balcony declaring in his heavy German accent: "Vatican City has 1,000 hydrogen bombs and...
An outbreak of pointing has sent the world heading towards World War Three it is feared. It all started when a writer on TheSpoof.com pointed something out to another writer.
But then that is how it always starts. Seems so innocent at first. Howev...
Germany spent much of the first half of the twentieth century trying to take control of France and various other parts of the world. Ironically after being rescued by an Anglo-American alliance not once but twice, 21st Century frogs have decided that...
The recent attack on US President George W. Bush has prompted a Turkish shoe firm to take on 100 extra staff to cope with a surge in orders, after an Iraqi tosser threw a shoe at him.
The situation has become volatile and could cause war between...
Washington, D.C. -- During a speech yesterday the President of the United States, George W. Bush, raised the fear factor up a considerable notch by alluding to a possible third world war if Iran were allowed to gain nuclear weapons.