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Funny story: Despite Missing Jet Story, Most Americans Still Can't Find Malaysia On A Map

Despite Missing Jet Story, Most Americans Still Can't Find Malaysia On A Map

Bumblephuck, U.S. (FoxNews) - Despite the deluge of media coverage on the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, most Americans still can't find Malaysia on a map of the world. Studies conducted over many years before the jet went missi...
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Funny story: Phileas Fogg: Around The World in Eighty Turds

Phileas Fogg: Around The World in Eighty Turds

Phileas Fogg was relaxing at the bar in his local gentleman's club with a glass of brandy and a copy of the Times. "Hello Fogg," said Lord Cockwrench. "Have you just laid a honking great brown egg in the lavatory?" "I dare say I have," replied Fogg sadly. "I do beg your pardon, but poor Mr Crapper's hand-flush toilet was not up to the job. I had to leave my excretia for the butler." "Aha...
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Funny story: Centenarian Man Fails In Snooker World Title Bid

Centenarian Man Fails In Snooker World Title Bid

Terry Spasm, a 102 year old man from the Little Divot area, has failed in his attempt to become World Snooker Champion after losing in the final of snooker's most prestigious event. Wrinkly bodied Mr. Spasm made his audacious attempt despite havin...
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Funny story: World Aid - A Concert for the planet

World Aid - A Concert for the planet

Bobby Geldorf has announced plans for a worldwide fund raiser for the world. Following the loss of trillions and trillions of pounds, presumably to aliens or by sheer carelessness, Sir Bobby aims to raise awareness of the worldwide recession. S...
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Funny story: Public Rejects Idea Of World Government

Public Rejects Idea Of World Government

Recently, a reporter for the Financial Times of London received a lot of criticism for suggesting that some sort of world government is needed to really solve the problem of global climate change. This reporter was commissioned to conduct a survey of public opinion on the topic of world government. The first person interviewed was John Q. Public, from the United States. Ken: John, how do y...
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Funny story: Countries cannot afford to be countries; must pool resources and just become "The World"

Countries cannot afford to be countries; must pool resources and just become "The World"

It would seem that today, countries cannot afford to be countries in their own right. Greece needs bailing out of a financial crisis. The Afghan president and ten ministers will be telling members of the US Congress that they need billions of doll...
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Funny story: World's Craziest Recovering Alcoholic Falls Off Wagon In Spectacular Fashion

World's Craziest Recovering Alcoholic Falls Off Wagon In Spectacular Fashion

Otis Barleyhop, of Dunwhingeing, deep in the Australian outback, reputed to be the world's craziest recovering alcoholic did indeed fall off the wagon last night. In spectacular fashion. Barleyhop, (42) of Hisspead Drongo road went to to the d...
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Funny story: Man With World's Longest 'Pinkie' Nail Puts it to Good Use

Man With World's Longest 'Pinkie' Nail Puts it to Good Use

Carson City, NV: It's been said that you can pick your friends and that you can pick your nose-- but that you can't pick your friend's nose. Charlie Shitter, Man with the World's Longest Pinkie Fingernail, begs to differ. Shitter, whose fingern...
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Funny story: Crop Circle Of World's Largest Penis Appears In Oxfordshire - Several Spoof Writers Questioned By Police

Crop Circle Of World's Largest Penis Appears In Oxfordshire - Several Spoof Writers Questioned By Police

Police this morning executed dawn raids on several writers for satirical website theSpoof.com following the discovery of the world's largest crop circle penis in a barley field in Oxfordshire. So far, no arrests have been made. The enormous crop c...
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Funny story: World To Succumb To Sharia Law By 2015

World To Succumb To Sharia Law By 2015

"The entire planet will be governed by Sharia Law by the year 2015," according to garden centre worker Ted Newby of Stourbridge. "And what's wrong with that? Sounds like a bit of a laugh to me." At which point we withdrew, fearing that Newby didn'...
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Funny story: The Man Who Sold The World changes his mind

The Man Who Sold The World changes his mind

The man who sold the world, immortalised by eccentric English star David Bowie in a song and an album, today changed his mind, and put the world up for rent. Speaking from his stair, he spoke of was and when. 'Who knows?, he said, 'not me, I never lost control', and as this journalist was face to face with him, I asked him if he had any plans to try and sell the world again in the future. His a...
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Funny story: US backs new World Song Contest

US backs new World Song Contest

Many American families tune in every year to catch the Eurovision Song Contest, that slightly quirky musical competition held in Europe. Well the 2009 contest is set to be the last, as the organizers have unveiled ambitious plans for a massive new w...
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Funny story: Homeless Man Spends His Last Dollar On a Miniature Universe

Homeless Man Spends His Last Dollar On a Miniature Universe

A homeless man, who has been living on the streets for the past 25 years, has used the only money he has to buy a miniature universe which he intends to mold in his 'own image'.
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Funny story: Danny, 57, No Longer Champion of the World

Danny, 57, No Longer Champion of the World

Danny Smith, has reached the conclusion, that at the age of 57, he is no longer the Champion of the world.
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Funny story: Scientist Announces End Of World

Scientist Announces End Of World

When you spot a scientist with a stopwatch you know something important is about to happen: and when that scientist is none other than Professor Brian Boffin of the University of Colorado
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Funny story: Biggest cock in the world!

Biggest cock in the world!

Dublin- Just outside the bustling modern city of Dublin nestled in a quiet shady corner of the emerald isle lays the tiny, almost forgotten, hamlet of Dunfinkin.
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Funny story: World's hairiest pussy!

World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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Funny story: Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.
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Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

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