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Aimless Drifter Patents Lifestyle, Now a Multi-Millionaire

Funny story: Aimless Drifter Patents Lifestyle, Now a Multi-Millionaire

Portland. A self-described aimless drifter has turned his lifestyle into a lucrative career. No kidding. This is not a rags to riches story by virtue of hard work or perseverance or anything like that. It is a story that baffles the mind and l...

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Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving - Mostly the Rich

Funny story: Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving - Mostly the Rich

"I am thankful that I have a job even though I have to work today 'cause my boss told me too." said Chad Shafted in a slight break between customers at 11 at night at the Des Plaines Walmart in Illinois. "I am thankful even though I am not being paid...

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Upper 1% Of Rich Buy U.S. Military To Protect Them From Other 99% Of Society

Funny story: Upper 1% Of Rich Buy U.S. Military To Protect Them From Other 99% Of Society

In a surprising development, the upper 1% of the richest Americans have purchased the entire U.S. military to protect them from the other 99% that they lord over. All troops except those actively engaging an enemy somewhere in the world have been cal...

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Science Teacher Jeffrey Francis inks 10 year, $200 million deal with the NYC Board of Education

Funny story: Science Teacher Jeffrey Francis inks 10 year, $200 million deal with the NYC Board of Education

According to several sources at the NYC board of education, veteran science teacher Jeffrey Francis, who has taught at M.S. 233 for 12 years, recently inked a massive deal with the NYCBOE to stay on as a teacher. Frederick Gonzales, an HR represe...

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Bingo! Now available to workers aswell as the unemployed

Funny story: Bingo! Now available to workers aswell as the unemployed

Thanks to George Osbourne's 2014 budget, the pastime of Bingo is no longer confined to the elite and those on benefits. As a resulting cut in Bingo tax, even the common working class can afford to take part in the game which was only affordable t...

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Yuppies Petition Biologists To Declare Themselves A Separate Species.

Funny story: Yuppies Petition Biologists To Declare Themselves A Separate Species.

Yuppies, those demi-gods who live amongst us mere mortals do have a hard go of it. They, by their very existence, are refined creatures so much better than you or I who are mere mortals suckling the earth for survival. Now, tired of being consider...

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Has Anyone Seen the Working Class?

Listening to the debates and to the ads this election season, we have all learned that the middle class is in serious need of government assistance. Jobs, lower taxes better health care. But what about the working class and the poor? No one evens mentions this. While we might expect this from the rich Republicans, even the Democrats and President Obama seem not to care any more. Is it possible...

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Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive"

Funny story: Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive"

Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive" during a mince pie summit at Downing Street yesterday. Whilst eating mince pies and drinking egg nog yesterday, Union leaders told the Prime Minister that, indeed - cuts in c...

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Six-Year Old Aspires to Be County Maintenance Worker One Day

Funny story: Six-Year Old Aspires to Be County Maintenance Worker One Day

By the time they reach first grade, young boys and girls have probably been asked dozens of times the age-old question, "what do you want to be when you grow up?" The standard answers are almost always fireman, policeman, cowboy, nurse, Madonna.

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There's No More Working Class Heroes...

Funny story: There's No More Working Class Heroes...

Gone are the days I'm afraid when - for want of a better word - the 'poor' could be described as Working Class Heroes. Thanks to the celebrity obsessed "me-generation" -gone too are traditional values and a sense of community. It's not just the little things like the classless slags who think it's okay to wear pyjamas to go to the shops or the scumbag hoodies who'd stab you for your loose chang...

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Class War Inevitable

Funny story: Class War Inevitable

The government has today announced war on the upper and middle classes. In an attempt to win over its traditional voters Gordon Brown has ordered the army to surround all the royal residences and to shoot anyone carrying a sceptre Furthermore typical...

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McCain's "Cuntry First" Slogan Arouses White Working Class Voters

Funny story: McCain's "Cuntry First" Slogan Arouses White Working Class Voters

Obama has had trouble reaching the white working class voter in both the primary and now the general election campaign. Hillary hit homeruns with that niche group and McCain's advisors seem to have figured out why. Krawl Ovary, a former intern to...

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Making your Mind up

Funny story: Making your Mind up

Hoxton and Shoreditch have been officially named the 'bastard love children' of Islington after both areas of London had still yet to decide on their official status. Both it would seem, are undecided as to if they wish to be portrayed as boh...

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Sp**f Writer Faces Axe Over Net Usage

Funny story: Sp**f Writer Faces Axe Over Net Usage

Reports are coming in this morning about a worker facing dismissal for using an internet site instead of doing some hard graft. The story, carried 'on the wind' by word of mouth whispers, relates to an employee of a global enterprise, who, it is a...

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Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

Funny story: Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

Deranged Conservative leader David Cameroon is said to be taking his latest attempt to appeal to the working classes a step to far after staggering into the Conservative Party Conference swigging a bottle of White Lightning, smoking a roll up...

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Gays in the military learning to "embrace the suck"

Funny story: Gays in the military learning to "embrace the suck"

Gays in the military, an extremely masculine environment, not only have to put up with possible jeering from their heterosexual peers, but also must learn to speak another language. That's in addition to having to learn any foreign language that...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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