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Funny story: Company Upset With Employees Necklace of Enemy Penises!

Company Upset With Employees Necklace of Enemy Penises!

"You go to all these motivational speeches and they get you all stirred up and ready to go after your companys competition and what happens after that?" "They arrest you." This was the complaint of George Madison as he gave a reporter the lowdo...
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Funny story: Working at Home Saves Firms Money

Working at Home Saves Firms Money

More companies are encouraging employees to work at home because of the incredible cost savings. Even Yahoo is rethinking their 2013 demand for employees to work in the offices. This change has come about after companies began reviewing the costs...
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Funny story: Top Twelve Worst Jobs

Top Twelve Worst Jobs

All the following jobs are available and some pay well, if you are really desperate for work: 1. Stool Examiner for Pin Worms 2. Towel Distributor at Geriatric Sauna. 3. Referees needed for wild boar fights 4. Ear wax collector for the Rich and Nutty 5. Gas Station bathroom cleaner at a chain of Stop & Plops. (Mask furnished) 6. Traveling Foot Stool for Michael Moore.
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Funny story: Zoo Keeper Caught Spanking The Monkey

Zoo Keeper Caught Spanking The Monkey

OMAHA, NE - A zookeeper in Omaha, NE was recently placed on indefinite work suspension due to disciplinary measures he was caught taking with primate residents at a local zoo. "I felt that bobo, in particular, was being selfish, hoarding food, and...
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Funny story: Porn Star Says Job Makes Her Feel Nuts

Porn Star Says Job Makes Her Feel Nuts

Nuts HOLLYWOOD, CA - Pamela Partypocket is the moniker she goes by in the porn biz. She's been in the business for just over two years. In a recent interview she revealed that the career is starting to get to her mentally and emotionally. "I fee...
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Funny story: Morning bingo sessions responsible for economic downturn

Morning bingo sessions responsible for economic downturn

A new government report has blasted UK bingo clubs for their part in the current financial crisis. Since some bright spark at Bluerinse Bingo Club in Sheffield had the revolutionary idea of getting their balls out three times a day instead of two, al...
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Funny story: Employee Injured Trying to Hit the Ground Running

Employee Injured Trying to Hit the Ground Running

Barney Stickles, a 40-year old employee of a local public relations company, suffered multiple abrasions and bruises today in an accident after his boss directed him to hit the ground running. "He got skinned up pretty bad," said said paramedic F...
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Funny story: The Reason America's Oldest Electrician Finally Retired At 98

The Reason America's Oldest Electrician Finally Retired At 98

WALLA WALLA, Washington - Shocking Illustrated Monthly, the definitive magazine publication dealing with the world of electricians and electricity, has just done a tribute story on Horatio Byron Kandlekindle. Mr. Kandlekindle, who just turned 98,...
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Funny story: Bank of America Hosts "Bread and Circus Social Hour" for Employees Who Don't Attend Occupy Wall Street Events

Bank of America Hosts "Bread and Circus Social Hour" for Employees Who Don't Attend Occupy Wall Street Events

Bank of America President and CEO Brian Moynihan doesn't claim to be a gifted chef. "I can barely find my way around a kitchen," he admitted with a self-deprecating grin. "But I felt such strong appreciation for our loyal bank employees that I wa...
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Funny story: 99% of Americans Are Rushing to Places They Don't Want to Go

99% of Americans Are Rushing to Places They Don't Want to Go

In a research study that confounded scientists, it was revealed that Americans live in constant state of hurry - and 99% of the rushers don't want to arrive at the place they're rushing to get to! Says Dr. Anna Klein, Director of the Center for Am...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Solves Jobs Crisis: 4-Day Work-Week!

Ron Paul Solves Jobs Crisis: 4-Day Work-Week!

In a flash of insight he calls divine inspiration, presidential hopeful Ron Paul singlehandedly discovered the solution to the nation's current job crisis: scaling down the work-week from five days to four. "It's so obvious!" exclaimed Paul to joy...
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Funny story: Manhattan Man Successfully Avoids Co-Worker on Subway

Manhattan Man Successfully Avoids Co-Worker on Subway

Although there are over 8 million people living in New York City, the company where Manhattan resident Bill Bartwell works employs only 60 people - making Bill's odds of running into any of his co-workers during his morning commute relatively low. Fa...
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Funny story: Jobs Crisis OVER: Wage Slavery Up 3%!

Jobs Crisis OVER: Wage Slavery Up 3%!

The United States Bureau of Labor has reported that for the first time in the past 6 years, unemployment rates have dropped a statistically remarkable 3%, with a corresponding 3% increase in levels of wage slavery. According to President Obama, th...
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Funny story: Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Four

Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Four

Copied from the author's 'Editors Comments Page', of his 'Inchcock Monthly Guards Gazette', Issue 139, published in April 2009. Amended to suit today's climate. (When I say published, he produced it and ran off a few copies for his fellow Security Officers at the Company he worked at who made him redundant through no fault of his own at 62 years of age, and he was the only employee on the fir...
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Funny story: In Effort to Foster Office Camaraderie, Hillary Clinton Begins Referring to Female Staff as "Bitches"

In Effort to Foster Office Camaraderie, Hillary Clinton Begins Referring to Female Staff as "Bitches"

When she was growing up, Hillary Clinton was determined to break through traditional barriers to feminine achievement. In other words, Hillary was NEVER going to be just a secretary. However, like many women, Hillary found that traditional feminin...
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Funny story: Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Three

Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Three

Copied from the author's first and Editors Advice Page, of his 'Inchcock Monthly Guards Gazette', Issue 144, published in August 2009. (When I say published, he produced it and ran off a few copies for his fellow Security Officers at the Company he worked at who made him redundant through no fault of his own at 62 years of age, and he was the only employee on the firm never to have taken a day...
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Funny story: Manhattan Woman Takes Crappy Job to Pay Bills

Manhattan Woman Takes Crappy Job to Pay Bills

In a move that horrified her spiritually-minded friends, 32-year-old Kim Lewiston, who resides in New York's East Village, decided to take a crappy job in order to pay her mounting bills. The decision did not come easily to Kim, who's always been...
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Funny story: How To Get Ahead At Your Job

How To Get Ahead At Your Job

Studies have found that the best way to get ahead at work is basically, to "slack off." The Institute of Medical Latent Apprehensive Zoological Yodeling released their findings today from a year long study of local businesses and offices, on what ex...
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