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Scientific Study; Does a bear shit in the woods?

Funny story: Scientific Study; Does a bear shit in the woods?

From the same scientist that gave us the study "Is a frog's ass water tight?" We have a new study of a common American cliché, Does a bear shit in the woods? "My dad was always making these comments that made me wonder if there was any truth to t...

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Ancient wood discovered near Goodwood

Local walkers rambling in West Sussex stumbled across an ancient wood last weekend. Covering about 10 acres, it had never ever featured on any ordnance survey maps. "It's a bloody good wood," said walk leader Woody Rudd. The residents of Goodwood...

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Councils Say We're Throwing Away The Wrong Kind of Rubbish!

Funny story: Councils Say We're Throwing Away The Wrong Kind of Rubbish!

Many of Britain's local councils are reporting a significant reduction in the amount of rubbish being taken to the official tips. The government was at first delighted with the news thinking the reason was simply because the general public were b...

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Man With World's Largest Penis Gets Wood

Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis Gets Wood

JACKSON, WY - It's been more than two years since the man with the world's largest penis began erecting his new home with his own two bare hands. Near Jackson Hole in Northwest Wyoming, the newly completed house clearly indicates one thing: The man...

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New Joint Invented

Funny story: New Joint Invented

Timothy Burr, a cabinet maker from Nottingham, has invented a new form of woodworking joint. It is a straight cut interleaved joint between two flat pieces of wood, such as in the back corner of a drawer, but with an important addition. Whereas...

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Sahara Forest Timber Co. Devastate Cilla' Dendroids

Funny story: Sahara Forest Timber Co. Devastate Cilla' Dendroids

A festering neighbourhood argument over the giant redwoods surrounding Cilla Black's mansion turned ugly earlier this week, with several trees given the chop while the Scouse TV star' was on holiday at Butlin's Lanzarote. Police were called to Bla...

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Ottumwa Iowa Man Produces Worlds Largest Stool

Funny story: Ottumwa Iowa Man Produces Worlds Largest Stool

A Spokesman for the Guinness Book of World Records, Sir Reginald Bottoms, announced today that a record for the largest stool ever produced by a single human being would go into their record books. "My god you should have seen that sucker, I ha...

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Littlehampton Wakes To Early Morning Wood

Funny story: Littlehampton Wakes To Early Morning Wood

Following the sinking of a cargo ship off the Dorset Coast the people of the tiny English hamlet of Littlehampton have been flocking to the shore with a hands-on approach to looting whatever has been washed up.

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Idiot Claims That 'Sky Is Made Of Wood'

Funny story: Idiot Claims That 'Sky Is Made Of Wood'

Unknown scientist Zee Idiot Jr. has claimed that the sky is made of wood.

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Limping home - again!

Funny story: Limping home - again!

For whatever reason, I let myself be talked into doing something pretty silly last night. Honcho, one of Giddy's men, challenged me to a Wood Run. Out here, that means putting on boots, protective clothing and a blindfold and then running as fast as you can through some thick woods. You can do a Wood Run alone if you like (and I sometimes do), but usually it is more of a race and there are a...

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