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The true story of Marvel Comics' Wolverine

Wolverine was born in Canada. He has no mother; his father, Marvel artist Len Wein, is thought to have created him through masturbation, much as the ancient Greeks created the gods who ruled them. In the comic books, however, Wolverine's origin is attributed to the Canadian government (as if the Canucks' scientists were capable of creating anything akin to sheer damn manliness). Soon after his...

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Spiderman eaten by Robin

Funny story: Spiderman eaten by Robin

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can, including being eaten by Robin, the sidekick of Batman. "It was a moment of predator versus prey," said Superman, who had seen the whole thing from a window ledge in Metropolis. "I couldn't believe...

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Wikisquirts Release: Source material for the next "Twilight" movie "Midnight at the Oasis"

Funny story: Wikisquirts Release: Source material for the next "Twilight" movie "Midnight at the Oasis"

Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau has been shut down indefinitely due to some "lease" conflict so our source has relocated to Crescent City. However, our source was able to gleen from a studio lot trashcan what appears to be the source material for...

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Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Funny story: Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Wolverines a predator renowned for its strength and tenacious character are dying out according to researchers who are working for Scientists who advocate Global Warming. Reindeer populations are also declining almost everywhere including Alaska, Can...

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Hugh Jackman IS Wolverine, Says Wife!

Funny story: Hugh Jackman IS Wolverine, Says Wife!

The Australian actor - who reprised his role as the mutant anti-hero in new movie, The X-Men Origins: Woverine IS Wolverine, according to his wife, Deborra-Lee Furness. Jack did not want to wear that silly spandex suit most of the actors that play...

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Mel Gibson Shows Off Russian Girlfriend Olga at "Wolverine" Premiere

Funny story: Mel Gibson Shows Off Russian Girlfriend Olga at "Wolverine" Premiere

More than two weeks after his wife filed for divorce, a smiling Mel Gibson made a rare public appearance with his girlfriend Tuesday night at the L.A. industry screening of X-Men Origin: Wolverine. The star of Mad Max many years ago & who's e...

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New flu outbreak: Wolverine virus hits town

Funny story: New flu outbreak: Wolverine virus hits town

Medical experts are flabbergasted that a new strain of flu virus has suddenly appeared in London. Authorities have isolated a young Canadian man with long sideboards and equally bizarre fingernails who appears to suffer from what physicians are calli...

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X-Men Star Calls for Death Penalty

X-Men: Origins star Hugh Jackman has added his voice to the growing calls for the return of capital punishment. The actor, who plays Wolverine in the upcoming movie, attacked 'the growing wave of serious crime' across the globe, and said that a re...

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Hugh Jackman Really Pissed Off After Leak

Funny story: Hugh Jackman Really Pissed Off After Leak

X-Men Origins star Hugh Jackman is said to be 'livid' after a stranger in a public toilet pissed down his leg and splashed his shoe in yet another leaking incident for the star of Wolverine - the tale of a Wolverhampton Wanders fan who grows a beard.

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