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Ask a Wolf, it never lies...

Funny story: Ask a Wolf, it never lies...

Question: Do you really eat people? Answer: Yes, if they are available. I mostly eat caribou, elk, deer, bison, rabbits, fox, bugs, worms....meat items since I'm a carnivore. Question: Why are you so scary? Answer: See first answer to the first question. Question: Why do you howl? Answer: You would howl, too, if you had to eat tough, stringy caribou all day. It's really tough...

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Wolves Invade City of Moline Terrified Citizens Say City Administrators Are Slow to Protect City

Funny story: Wolves Invade City of Moline Terrified Citizens Say City Administrators Are Slow to Protect City

In the Illinois city of Moline, "The Friendly City on the Banks of the Mississippi River", a ravaged deer carcass was found in the 4400 block of 34th Avenue . Maverick wild game trapper Bob Qwent is certain it's a wolf attack. "Only wolves kill like...

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Taylor Lautner: Doing It Wolf Style!

Funny story: Taylor Lautner: Doing It Wolf Style!

Is the wolf man on the prowl? Twilight Movie star Taylor Lautner has been pulling reporters legs and playing jokes on his friends for as long as he can remember. "You never know what the guy is going to do next or to whom", stated one member of th...

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Little Red Riding Hood Announces She's Getting a Makeover

Funny story: Little Red Riding Hood Announces She's Getting a Makeover

Commuters at Grand Central Station in New York City yesterday were startled to see Little Red Riding Hood holding a press conference at the information desk. She wants the world to know that she's getting a makeover. Wearing her trusty hooded re...

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Big Bad Wolf Not So Bad Just Misunderstood

Funny story: Big Bad Wolf Not So Bad Just Misunderstood

To begin at the beginning, the Big Bad Wolf started out as a cute little cub who everyone adored, as we do with baby things of any species. For the first 2 years of his life all went well, then he got in with a 'bad crowd'. It was around this time...

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Little Red Riding Hood Admits "When Big Bad Wolf Tried To Eat Me, It Was Consentual"

Funny story: Little Red Riding Hood Admits "When Big Bad Wolf Tried To Eat Me, It Was Consentual"

In a press conference held in her late Grandmother's house, Little Red Riding Hood has admitted that she lied in her allegations against the Big Bad Wolf. "When I said that he tried to eat me that one night forty years ago, it was actually consentua...

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Werewolf Extinction?

Funny story: Werewolf Extinction?

First the snowmen now the werewolves, Professor Ima Dorc of Hardley University is again warning of the possible extinction of a near-human species.

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Little Red Riding Hood Warns Wolf about Apple Computer Stock

Funny story: Little Red Riding Hood Warns Wolf about Apple Computer Stock

The news that Apple Computer Inc. is studying irregularities related to its stock option grants came as a surprise to many investors. But not to Little Red Riding Hood, who had been given the opportunity to study Apple's financial reports severa...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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