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Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Funny story: Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Las Vegas NV- "I made a terrible mistake tonight in announcing the wrong winner and runner-up for the Miss Universe pageant. I know how much pride many countries, fans and most importantly, the contestants take in preparing for this night. I hope tha...

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Unluckiest Man In The World Wins Lottery

Funny story: Unluckiest Man In The World Wins Lottery

There was a real 'feelgood' factor in Manchester today as 'Unlucky' Alf Tragic finally tasted a bit of good fortune. He's been electrocuted whilst brushing his teeth, due to a faulty wire in his fancy electric toothbrush, fallen down an unguarded...

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Lady Who Shot Husband Nuggets Off Out of Prison at Last

Funny story: Lady Who Shot Husband Nuggets Off Out of Prison at Last

You may not remember Helen Blackaby but she made top news reports approximately 12 years ago when she accidently according to her, shot her husband, Randy's, jewels off. The two had gotten into an argument over a TV Sweepstake like the one once ad...

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2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

Funny story: 2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

Reports emanating from Hollywood are suggesting that the winners of Sunday's 86th Academy Awards have already been leaked and that several stars are not now going to attend the Oscar ceremony citing "what is the point?" The leaked memo names the w...

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2.8 Earthquake in Illinois Was Kim Kardashian Twerking

Funny story: 2.8 Earthquake in Illinois Was Kim Kardashian Twerking

The reported earthquake in Illinois Sunday has been traced back to the rear end of Kim Kardashian who was practicing her twerking while on a visit with a friend in Metropolis. "Once she got that thing shaking, it was like it had a life of it's own...

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Made-up United set for promotion, Imaginary Town to be relegated

Funny story: Made-up United set for promotion, Imaginary Town to be relegated

After the opening match of the season, Made-up United's magnificent two goal win over Imaginary Town has Made-up's fans looking froward to a promotion party at the end of the season. "We were magnificent," said Dominic Fridge, a life-long Made-up...

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Janine Off 'Eastenders' Wins 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'

Funny story: Janine Off 'Eastenders' Wins 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'

Of course it wasn't the character of Janine Butcher who won the show, it was the actress who portrays her, Charlie Brooks. Brooks beat off the competiton to become the twelfth winner of the show, and only the fourth 'Queen Of The Jungle', followin...

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Salford woman wins the Manchester Marathon

Funny story: Salford woman wins the Manchester Marathon

The Manchester Marathon was won today by a forty-two year old woman from Salford called Annette Fisher. "I hadn't even realised I'd entered the marathon," said Ms Fisher. "I'd hung my bed sheets out on the line because it was quite windy and I th...

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Small Town Mississippi Resident Wins Astounding Award

CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA - Last Monday Mississippi resident Hank White was the guest of honor at the annual awards ceremony of the International Association of Supremacy. Not only did White win the distinguished award for the most racist commment, wh...

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Charlie Sheen's Last Goddess Walks Out On Him - Sheen Demands She Return The $100,000 Mercedes-Benz

Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Last Goddess Walks Out On Him - Sheen Demands She Return The $100,000 Mercedes-Benz

SHERMAN OAKS - It appears that Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen has now ended up Goddessless as his last goddess Natalie Kenly has walked out of his intergalactic life. Sheen who was making $1.8 million per week on the then top rated sit-com Two an...

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Advertising Firm Ewe Vwon, Under Congressional Investigation

Funny story: Advertising Firm Ewe Vwon, Under Congressional Investigation

Claiming that a series of popular web advertising campaigns were merely a poor translations of their company's name, Ewe Vwon Limited was still required to appear before Congress to defend accusations of false advertising. Popping up on several po...

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Loser wins something

Funny story: Loser wins something

Loser, John Strumpet, today found himself in the usual grip of losing a football game, playing for his local amateur team "Bob's Boys" - only to find himself slotting home two beautiful crafted and taken goals in the dying minutes. "It was amazing...

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Britain's Got Talent - Create A Pizza Topping Comp Winner Announced

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent - Create A Pizza Topping Comp Winner Announced

Mrs Charlene Scuttlebucket of Rishton, Lancashire, near Blackburn was today announced as the Jeronimo's Pizzas Create A BGT Topping Competition winner, fighting off entries from all over her council estate. Mrs Scuttlebucket plumped for a pizza to...

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Congratulations! You Just Won $1,000,000!

Funny story: Congratulations! You Just Won $1,000,000!

The Grenadian Lottery Group has pleased to inform you that you have won $1,000,000. We have chosen websites at random and chose to post the winning post on this website. And because you are reading this post, you are a winner.

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Norwegian woodwork - Risse beats Barca in crossbar shoot out.

Funny story: Norwegian woodwork - Risse beats Barca in crossbar shoot out.

Barcelona, 'the best team in the world', have been shown to be utter crap. So confident were the hosts Liverpool of their progression in the Champions League, they spent an entire game just trying to get the ball to hit the post, or as near...

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Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

Funny story: Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...

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'Crown' win could provoke skull-cracking trend

Funny story: 'Crown' win could provoke skull-cracking trend

ELMONT, N.Y. -- The thoroughbred horseracing world is poised for what might possibly be a Triple Crown winner but many inside the sport are concerned that a terrible trend may accompany an historical victory.

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American Idol Winner Announced

Funny story: American Idol Winner Announced

Yes, almost two full days before the results show, this reporter has learned who will win American Idol.

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