BRANDON, MB-Local college boy Brent Simmons admitted Monday that the true identity of the woman he calls his mother, one Shirley Simmons, is actually his 45 year old mistress; a cougar named Diamond Foulfish.
The relationship according to Simmons,...
The California wine bottling industry remains in an uproar over the recent ouster of long standing Cork Soaker Union President, Haywood Jablome. With a firm grip on both Napa and Rutherford Valley union bottling facilities, Jimmy A. Haanjob won the...
One of Hollywood's leading heartthrobs, Antonio Banderas has joined a growing number of Tinseltown celebrities whose passion for wine has led to ownership of Spanish vineyards, his winery co-owners say.
Banderas, 48, who has appeared in the "Legen...
Today, in London, singer Amy Winehouse opened a brand new wine house, called Amy's Winehouse.
As blueberry bushes donned black hoods and lined up like condemned prisoners, residents throughout the South prepared for this evening's lows by covering plants and spring flowers with black plastic and saying their prayers.
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