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Funny story:  Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Well it's that time of the year again, when everyone in the free world makes their New Year's Resolutions. Experts on the subject report that a little over 27 percent of the individuals who make the resolutions actually end up keeping them; with most going by the wayside within the first two days of the new year. Last year one of the biggest resolutions was to stop eating so many carbs. Anot...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Buys 10,000 Twinkies

Willie Nelson Buys 10,000 Twinkies

AUSTIN - There is no bigger fan of Hostess Twinkies than country music icon Willie Nelson. The 79-year-old bearded wonder from the heart of Texas told Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine that he figures that he has probably eaten a little ov...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Says Why He's Not Voting For Romney

Willie Nelson Says Why He's Not Voting For Romney

AUSTIN - Willie Nelson has been strumming his guitar now for over 50 years and at 79, he is considered to be the Granddaddy of Country Music. Nelson, who has had more ups and downs than Pamela Anderson's underwear, says that the rough times that h...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand To Star In "Smoke & Mirrors - The Willie Nelson Story"

Russell Brand To Star In "Smoke & Mirrors - The Willie Nelson Story"

BURBANK - TouchRock Pictures in association with Cloud 13 Films has just announced that Russell Brand will be starring in Bandini Borrapelli's Smoke & Mirrors - The Willie Nelson Story. The motion picture is based on country music legend Willi...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Announces His GOP Choice For President

Willie Nelson Announces His GOP Choice For President

AUSTIN - Willie Nelson, who at 77, is still going strong and performing his country music songs to sell out audiences from Bangor, Maine to Calexico, California says that he feels better at 77, than he did at 27. Willie spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yi...
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Funny story:  Cloris Leachman Talks About The Night Down In Fort Worth That Willie Nelson Had His Way With Her

Cloris Leachman Talks About The Night Down In Fort Worth That Willie Nelson Had His Way With Her

BEVERLY HILLS - Willie Nelson is 77-years-old and he can still ride a horse just as good as he did when he was 21, which truth be told really ain't worth diddly squat. Those words came from 85-year-old actress Cloris Leachman who had a brief fling...
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Funny story:  Vanessa Hudgens Talks Candidly About Zac Efron, Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock, And Those Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

Vanessa Hudgens Talks Candidly About Zac Efron, Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock, And Those Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

TARZANA - Twenty-two-year-old Vanessa Hudgens has seen and done a lot in her short celebrity career. She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of The iRumors News Agency at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Tarzana. Right away Miss 2V,...
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Funny story:  Arkansas Outlaws Adult Male Ponytails

Arkansas Outlaws Adult Male Ponytails

LITTLE ROCK - The Arkansas State Legislature has just passed a bill banning adult males over the age of 21, from wearing ponytails. The bill was first proposed by Senator Cottonwood Foxfrick, who pointed out that he recently attended a Foxfrick fa...
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Funny story:  David Nelson - Star Of 'Ozzie and Harriet' and 'Breakfast Club' - Dead At 74.

David Nelson - Star Of 'Ozzie and Harriet' and 'Breakfast Club' - Dead At 74.

David Nelson, a former child star who appeared in "The Adventures of Ozzie and Sharon" with his parents, has succumbed to complications from colon cancer at the age of 74. Fact Checking? I do this all from memory. There is not a single factual ina...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Endorses Miley Cyrus's Bong Technique

Willie Nelson Endorses Miley Cyrus's Bong Technique

Following viral video release of Ms. Cyrus's young adult party antics and the heavy damage control applied by Daddy Ray Cyrus and the family's publicity agent, Willie Nelson added his own critique of Miley's bong technique saying, "She appears to be...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Found in Undergroud Drug Tunnel with 10 Tons of Pot and "real big bong!"

Willie Nelson Found in Undergroud Drug Tunnel with 10 Tons of Pot and "real big bong!"

US DEA and Border patrol agents arrested Country Folk Singer and 77 year old icon Willie Nelson when they found him sitting on bales of marijuana and strumming his guitar while singing "Hello Walls" in a sophisticated half mile tunnel leading from...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Popped by Border Patrol for Pot Possession

Willie Nelson Popped by Border Patrol for Pot Possession

Willie Nelson's band wagon was pulled over today at a Border Patrol and Nelson and 2 others were arrested for possession of six ounces of marijuana. Border Patrol agents were initially looking for illegal aliens when they spotted Nelson's unmarked to...
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Funny story:  More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh

More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh

Rush Hudson Limbaugh, III, is 59-years-old and he has just published his third book on quotes entitled More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh. The noted radio host, political commentator, author, and television personality, is truly one American who loves to argue whether he is right or wrong. One of his best friends Glenn Beck has stated that Rush is such an argumenta...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin's Hairdresser Wants to Give Willie Nelson a Makeover

Kate Gosselin's Hairdresser Wants to Give Willie Nelson a Makeover

"Oh my good Lord in Heaven have mercy on my soul," was the reaction from one of the hair stylists at Kate Gosselin's old hairdresser salon in Pennsylvania. "Who the hell did that to him?" When they found out that Willie, himself, took the scissors...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Cuts Off His Braids - He Now Looks Like An Old, Ugly Kathy Griffin

Willie Nelson Cuts Off His Braids - He Now Looks Like An Old, Ugly Kathy Griffin

ROUND ROCK, Texas - Willie Nelson had just finished performing at The Round Rock City Limits Bar & Grill when he was asked about his new hair look. Willie, who is 77, said that he went and had his waist length braids cut off because he simply...
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Funny story:  A Janitor Says That Willie Nelson Smoked A Little Pot Just Before His Larry King Interview

A Janitor Says That Willie Nelson Smoked A Little Pot Just Before His Larry King Interview

LOS ANGELES - Willie Nelson, at the age of 76, is one of the oldest performers performing today. A janitor who works for Larry King said that he saw the Austin singer smoke what appeared to be a marijuana cigarette just before he left his dressing ro...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Buys A Marijuana Factory In Nuevo Laredo, Mexico

Willie Nelson Buys A Marijuana Factory In Nuevo Laredo, Mexico

AUSTIN - Country music icon Willie Nelson has confided to his next door neighbor Richmond Mendelbaum that he has finalized a deal to purchase Nuevo Laredo's El Tecolote Marijuana Factory. The factory located on the banks of the Rio Grande River wa...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson: Playing Music, Smoking Dope Is What Life Is About.

Willie Nelson: Playing Music, Smoking Dope Is What Life Is About.

"Maybe I never told you on those lonely, lonely nights, How fun it was to light up After one of our fights. The little things I could have said & done I just didn't take the time, But music & dope was on my mind, It was always on my mind." Yep, that's what life is about according to Willie Nelson, music and pot. "How do you think I got through those income tax days or...
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