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Funny story: Don't Flatten Hedgehogs Pleads David Dimpleby

Don't Flatten Hedgehogs Pleads David Dimpleby

Sir David Dimpleby, the famous naturist has appealed to drivers to take care when round shaped spikey animals cross the road and to try to avoid driving over them. According to a survey among drivers, most people think that hedgehogs are flat animals...
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Funny story: GM finds the cause of its ignition switch debacle

GM finds the cause of its ignition switch debacle

Detroit - Rabbits' feet have proven to be unlucky for what used to be the world's largest car maker. The key chain charms have been fingered by General Motors engineers as the cause for sudden ignition shutdown that could affect millions of vehicles.
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Funny story: Husband Like A Wild Animal in Bed!

Husband Like A Wild Animal in Bed!

Esther Montgomery Mellencamp says that her husband, Homer Cougar Mellencamp is a wild animal in bed at night. She told The Georgia Dudley Tribune, a small newspaper in a small town, that she didn't mind telling this to us by phone as all their nei...
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Funny story: Nutritionist Killed In a Tragic Bacon Accident

Nutritionist Killed In a Tragic Bacon Accident

Pocono, Pennsylvania -- Gwendolyn Shopworn, a food researcher from Boston, expired earlier today while attempting to cross Pennsylvania's famous Bushkill Falls on a high wire. "This is a real tragedy," said Pocono Sheriff Snuffy Anastasia. "She'...
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Funny story: Nimby Removed from the Endangered Species List

Nimby Removed from the Endangered Species List

Washington DC: The US Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) has removed the North American Blue Tailed Nimby from the Endangered Species List (ESL). A spokesperson for the USFWS indicated that removing the Nimby from the ESL was predicated on an unex...
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Funny story: Crisp packet hedgehog "bloody annoyed" at so-called rescue

Crisp packet hedgehog "bloody annoyed" at so-called rescue

A hedgehog widely reported to have been saved after being stuck in a crisp packet in Weston Super Mare has hit back at his rescuers, saying he had never asked for help. The hedgehog, given the name Crispin by the team that extracted him from a rai...
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Funny story: Tiny lizards attacking matches in Madagascar

Tiny lizards attacking matches in Madagascar

Madagascar (Rooterz) - Shocking news from Madagascar, the country that's named after the Guns N' Roses song of the same name, all over the country matches are being attacked by tiny lizards. Prof. Bliught Woilido, proffesser of Lizardry at Togwart...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby Nature Notes

Isle of Wight News - Newby Nature Notes

NEWBY NATURE NOTES: by Billy Murray What do birds and bats have in common? Eyes. Birds enjoy flying around and not bumping into things, but bats don't use their eyes for the same purpose. Bats use a type of radar in order to achieve the same result. However, since the discovery of the white-nose syndrome in bats found living in Newby village, Isle of Wight, there is a possiblity...
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Funny story: David Attenborough's next series - Life in my backyard

David Attenborough's next series - Life in my backyard

Television Legend David Attenborough has revealed the ideas behind his next series. It is to be called 'Life in my backyard'.
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Funny story: Sir David Attenborough To Receive Lifetime Recognition Awards From BBC And Queen

Sir David Attenborough To Receive Lifetime Recognition Awards From BBC And Queen

Sir David Attenborough, the iconic British broadcaster, is to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from the BBC for his long and distinguished service to the animal kingdom. He is also to be honoured by the Queen.
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Funny story: Another Sighting Of Bradley Walsh North Of The Border

Another Sighting Of Bradley Walsh North Of The Border

Pint-sized cock-en-ee funny man, Bradley Walsh, has been spotted again this time in Glasgow. And if the reports are confirmed then this will be the third time inside two months that the diminutive gagster will have appeared in public.
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Funny story: Red Riding Hood fears for life

Red Riding Hood fears for life

It emerged earlier today that Little Red Riding Hood is said to be fearing for her life after plans to reintroduce wolves into Scotland.
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Funny story: Britains foxes violated by invisible man!

Britains foxes violated by invisible man!

Britain's wildlife has been turned into a disturbing national house of fornication by The Invisible Man.
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Roll away the stone as magicians stage effort to tart up Houdini's grave

Harry Houdini's remains have vanished and the sepulchre is empty, surprise surprise
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