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Skies Rain Brandy After Fires Raze California Wine Country

Funny story: Skies Rain Brandy After Fires Raze California Wine Country

Homeowners from Las Vodkas, Nevada to Boozeman, Montana have been pleasantly surprised to discover their rain barrels brimming over with a libation not unlike VSOP Cognac after recent storms coming in from the west. "It should really come as no su...

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Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Blames The Arizona Wildfires on President Obama And The Democrats

Funny story: Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Blames The Arizona Wildfires on President Obama And The Democrats

CROWN KING, Arizona - It is just about summertime and that means two things; hurricanes and wildfires. Arizona has not been hit with a hurricane since 1967, when Hurricane Mazola slammed into Tombstone knocking down power lines, saguaro cactuses,...

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Governor Rick Perry Bans Cigarette Smoking In Drought-Stricken Texas

Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Bans Cigarette Smoking In Drought-Stricken Texas

AUSTIN - The state of Texas is experiencing the worst drought in fifty years as hundreds of windswept wildfires have burned a total of 3.7 million acres. Governor Rick Perry has taken time out from the GOP presidential campaigning to return to Aus...

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Arizona's Governor Jan Brewer Blames The Hurricanes, The Earthquakes, The Wildfires, The Floods, and The Heat Wave On "El Nino"

Funny story: Arizona's Governor Jan Brewer Blames The Hurricanes, The Earthquakes, The Wildfires, The Floods, and The Heat Wave On "El Nino"

YUMA, Arizona - Governor Jan Brewer recently spoke before a gathering of The Retired Saguaro Cactus Breeders Coalition at a local Sand & More Sand Motel convention room where she thanked them for the patience they exhibited in a field that has be...

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GOP Maven Ann Coulter Says That It Is Time That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Admits Responsibility For The Damn Wildfires

Funny story: GOP Maven Ann Coulter Says That It Is Time That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Admits Responsibility For The Damn Wildfires

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - GOP mouthpiece Ann Coulter flew into Flagstaff, Arizona to visit an old high school girlfriend and she was shocked at the amount of fires burning throughout the state. Coulter, who is not one to hold her tongue, told a reporte...

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Texas Moves Independence Day to October

Funny story: Texas Moves Independence Day to October

With current drought conditions in Texas and with wildfires burning in several parts of the state, the Texas Legislature has voted to move this year's Independence Day celebration to October. The bill passed both the State House and the Senate b...

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Governor Jan Brewer Is Blaming The Arizona Wildfires On Space Aliens

Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Is Blaming The Arizona Wildfires On Space Aliens

PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona was asked by the news media if she as governor is doing everything within her power to try and contain the massive wildfires that have already destroyed over 250,000 acres of land. The governor, who lately has bee...

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Texas Governor Asks Texans to Pray for Rain

Funny story: Texas Governor Asks Texans to Pray for Rain

Galveston, TX: This past week, Governor Rick Perry of Texas made an official proclamation for days of prayer for rain in Texas. The proclamation states that due to the drought Texas has suffered for months on end and the high winds and hot climate...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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