Homeowners from Las Vodkas, Nevada to Boozeman, Montana have been pleasantly surprised to discover their rain barrels brimming over with a libation not unlike VSOP Cognac after recent storms coming in from the west.
"It should really come as no su...
CROWN KING, Arizona - It is just about summertime and that means two things; hurricanes and wildfires.
Arizona has not been hit with a hurricane since 1967, when Hurricane Mazola slammed into Tombstone knocking down power lines, saguaro cactuses,...
AUSTIN - The state of Texas is experiencing the worst drought in fifty years as hundreds of windswept wildfires have burned a total of 3.7 million acres.
Governor Rick Perry has taken time out from the GOP presidential campaigning to return to Aus...
YUMA, Arizona - Governor Jan Brewer recently spoke before a gathering of The Retired Saguaro Cactus Breeders Coalition at a local Sand & More Sand Motel convention room where she thanked them for the patience they exhibited in a field that has be...
FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - GOP mouthpiece Ann Coulter flew into Flagstaff, Arizona to visit an old high school girlfriend and she was shocked at the amount of fires burning throughout the state.
Coulter, who is not one to hold her tongue, told a reporte...
With current drought conditions in Texas and with wildfires burning in several parts of the state, the Texas Legislature has voted to move this year's Independence Day celebration to October.
The bill passed both the State House and the Senate b...
PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona was asked by the news media if she as governor is doing everything within her power to try and contain the massive wildfires that have already destroyed over 250,000 acres of land.
The governor, who lately has bee...
Galveston, TX: This past week, Governor Rick Perry of Texas made an official proclamation for days of prayer for rain in Texas. The proclamation states that due to the drought Texas has suffered for months on end and the high winds and hot climate...
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