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Funny story: America's First Transgendered Homecoming Queen Says Her Goal Is To Be A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

America's First Transgendered Homecoming Queen Says Her Goal Is To Be A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

HUNTINGTON BEACH, California - Cassidy Campbell, whose name used to be Lance Campbell, has just been elected Marina High School's Homecoming Queen. The 16-year-old transgendered student said that she could not believe that she won and kept pinchin...
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Funny story: Football's greatest toupees

Football's greatest toupees

As the follicles of Euro 2012 are plucked away by the tweezers of footballing history, we examine the role of hair - or lack of it - in the world's favourite ball-sport. Most football fans will tell you that the reason they watch the game is for the hairstyles. But footballers have not always been as hirsute as they are today. During the Middle Ages, only bald men were allowed to play the game.
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Funny story: John Travolta Finally Comes Out At Last

John Travolta Finally Comes Out At Last

John Travolta has finally announced what the whole world knew anyway but no one wanted to believe, that Vincent Vega, Danny Zuko and other lesser well known characters, played by Travolta, naturally, were all…wearing a wig! Travolta today issued...
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Funny story: Sir Bruce Forsythe's estranged wig off on hols for Christmas

Sir Bruce Forsythe's estranged wig off on hols for Christmas

With Christmas fast approaching, news reaches us that Simon Cowell and his merry band of brown nosers are not the only ones off on an annual winter break this year. After many years of loyal service, Sir Bruce Forsythe's wig, Stanley, is off on a...
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Funny story: Barristers no longer need wigs

Barristers no longer need wigs

The Barrister's wig is as old as English law, dating back to the first representatives in court in the 1600s. Now, nearly five hundred years later, British Barristers have been told that the wig will be optional. "It's a remarkable step forward,"...
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Funny story: Tony Bennett Alleges His Hair is Real

Tony Bennett Alleges His Hair is Real

Tony Bennett not only claims the United States "caused" the 9/11 attacks on the Twin Towers, but also-in a startling new assertion-the legendary 85-year-old crooner says his long-time alleged wig is, in reality, his own hair. Bennett defended his...
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Funny story: Jared Padalecki sacked from new film after he cuts his hair

Jared Padalecki sacked from new film after he cuts his hair

Jared Padalecki has been sacked from his latest movie after it became apparent to the director that the star of Supernatural and several films including House of Wax, had been to the hairdressers and got a hair cut. "The whole point was that he ha...
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Funny story: It's Trump v Sugar And The Gloves Are Off

It's Trump v Sugar And The Gloves Are Off

Weetabix wig-wearing megalomaniac, Donald Trump, has upped the ante, thrown down the gauntlet, stepped up to the plate and 'called out' his UK counterpart, Lord Alan Sugar, in a no holds barred bitter war of words over just which version of global te...
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Funny story: USA Toupé?

USA Toupé?

Washington DC: Entrepreneur, television personality and Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump is facing claims that his hair was born outside of the United States, thereby rendering it ineligible to hold the nation's highest office. Liberal...
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Funny story: Mo'Nique Shaves Legs, Donates Result to Locks Of Love

Mo'Nique Shaves Legs, Donates Result to Locks Of Love

When hirsute fatsack Mo'Nique brings her Academy Award in for it's weekly polishing and cake frosting removal, she'll be doing so weighing just a few pounds less: She's broken he 20-year pledge of fetid horribleness and shaved her legs. But it's n...
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Funny story: Big Hair Primed For A Massive Revival

Big Hair Primed For A Massive Revival

Big hair is making a comeback among males, and that's official! The days of Britons sporting baldy headshaves to hide natural baldness are now gone, or at least, not in fashion any more, as the younger generation males rebel against close cropped hea...
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Funny story: Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson May Sell Her Hair To Keep On Top Of Hair Raising Debt

Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson May Sell Her Hair To Keep On Top Of Hair Raising Debt

Some say Fergie's debts amounts to 7 million dollars, and, after being caught ginger handed trying to cash in on her former husband Prince Andrew, Fergie is now rumored at looking for legitimate business money raising ideas. Forgiving Prince Andr...
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Funny story: Phil Spector's hair turns state evidence and is given community service

Phil Spector's hair turns state evidence and is given community service

Impresario and pop music lunatic Phil Spector, 180 was taken aback in court as he watched his former hair turn states evidence in his recent trial for murder. The blonde bob which started life on the head of celebrity crackpot and husky voiced old...
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Funny story: Blagojevich's Hairpiece Seen from Outer Space

Blagojevich's Hairpiece Seen from Outer Space

Embattled Governor Rod Blagojevich's hairpiece was recently spotted from the Hubble Space Telescope. Astonomer, Wyatt Eibaal, honed in on the hairpiece as it was floating down a Chicago street atop Blagojevich's pate. "It wasn't hard to find,"...
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Funny story: Blagojevich's Toupe Causes Accident

Blagojevich's Toupe Causes Accident

While walking from his car to his office Monday, embattled governor, Rod Blagojevich's toupe worked loose and blew down the street, completely covering a car and blocking a driver's view of the road. "It was like a Wooly Mammoth suddenly slammed o...
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Funny story: Illini Gov Blagojevich Charged with Importing and Wearing Endangered Monkey Wigs

Illini Gov Blagojevich Charged with Importing and Wearing Endangered Monkey Wigs

Among the charges brought against Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, the FBI accused him of illegal importation of endangered monkey hair wigs. The Governor unfortunately has been photographed wearing just such big furry hairpieces theroughout his tw...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's hair is arrested following FBI raid

Donald Trump's hair is arrested following FBI raid

In an unprecedented swoop by FBI and SWAT agents on Trump Towers in New York today, Donald Trump's hair was placed under house arrest on suspicion of extremely bad taste. Donalds Trump's hair has been under surveillance for the past five years for...
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Funny story: Courtroom Drama As Judge's Wig Falls Off

Courtroom Drama As Judge's Wig Falls Off

There was exciting real-life courtroom drama at the Old Bailey today as one of Britain's most senior judges became the laughing stock of the gallery in Court 4 when his wig fell off.
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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