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Funny story: Satan Responds To Complaints of Poor WiFi Coverage In Hell

Satan Responds To Complaints of Poor WiFi Coverage In Hell

Responding to the growing complaints about Hell's sketchy wireless coverage, Satan issued an internal memo this week pointing out what he believes should be brutally obvious to even the most narcissistic damned - you're in Hell. The tone of the me...
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Funny story: Dyson anti-tangle cables revolutionise electronics

Dyson anti-tangle cables revolutionise electronics

Dyson's latest simple, but desperately needed invention has created a tsunami among electronics manufacturers: anti-tangle cables. This solves at a stroke the problem plaguing all modern houses: cables that spontaneously tangle up with each other and...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole (Oops, I mean Tweedy..) & Justin Bieber In Feud

Cheryl Cole (Oops, I mean Tweedy..) & Justin Bieber In Feud

24 hours ago, I reported news of a romance. However, circumstances have changed, and I am now saddened to reveal that the Tweedy/Bieber romance which we broke the news of has turned sour. Staff at Boujis had informed me that the pair "were smitten...
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Funny story: Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Blueberry Hill, Ontario, Canada - Plagued by numerous class action suits, Canada's leading cell phone giant has instructed its lawyers to settle out of court. In a dramatic announcement, spokesperson Briar Patch revealed that an amicable settlement h...
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Funny story: BT first to install lunar Wi-Fi point

BT first to install lunar Wi-Fi point

BT has today announced the installation of the first Wi-Fi point on the moon.
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Funny story: That's my Wi-Fi

That's my Wi-Fi

The Women's Institute are considering whether or not to take legal action after one of their members, Fiona McMac, was approached by lawyers for The Internet & IT Generally demanding she hand over her nickname of Wi-Fi.
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Funny story: Shocking New Circular Argument Against Wi-Fi Killer Rays

Shocking New Circular Argument Against Wi-Fi Killer Rays

A shocking new theory concerning how wireless signals cause damage to people emerged today. Alastair Phillips, chairman of Powerwatch (an organisation dedicated to safeguarding our children from cancer-causing rays) unveiled his discovery during an i...
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Funny story: WiFi User Beaten by Police

WiFi User Beaten by Police

A New York City man was beaten by police, when he refused to disconnect from a WiFi network he was using to surf the Internet.
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Funny story: Ronco Sees Stock Prices Soar With Latest Invention

Ronco Sees Stock Prices Soar With Latest Invention

Omaha, Nebraska - Infomercial culinary giant Ronco today saw a twenty-seven percent gain in stock price after news of their latest offering, the "Fry-fi", wireless cooker and mobile phone, reached investors. "This is a huge advance in time-sa...
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Funny story: Schools blame wi-fi technology for teenage knifings pandemic

Schools blame wi-fi technology for teenage knifings pandemic

London - (Ass Mess): Compensation payments totalling literally billions of £££ could be payable if teachers are proved right that wireless technology emissions are cooking pupils' brains and turning them into violent knife-mad killers.
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Funny story: Hacking fears as International Space Station gets IRISh wi-fi technology

Hacking fears as International Space Station gets IRISh wi-fi technology

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): Terrist hackers will soon be able to spy on US military operations over the internet as plans to launch a new cyberspace communications vehicle from the International Space Station were released today.
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Funny story: FEMA proposes crisis WiFi satire network

FEMA proposes crisis WiFi satire network

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): FEMA, the Department of Homeland Insecurity's emergency division, has proposed a national satire wireless broadband network to give the emergency services a jolly good laugh when the Bush Administration is unceremoniou...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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