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Houston, we have a problem

Funny story: Houston, we have a problem

Atlanta, Georgia - Executors of Whitney Houston's $20m estate are going bonkers as her 21 year old daughter fights for life after slipping into a coma in her bathtub. Just like Momma three years ago. Trustees of Bobbi Kristina Brown's inheritan...

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Whitney Houston's Daughter Bobbi Kristina Marries Her Step-Brother

Funny story: Whitney Houston's Daughter Bobbi Kristina Marries Her Step-Brother

ATLANTA - Bobbi Kristina Brown, the 19-year-old daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby "Buster" Brown, has her entire family including aunts, uncles, cousins, and a grandmother all in a tissy. Bobbi Kristina, who looks nothing like her mother, repo...

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Burnley's Own Reg Bond Reveals That Whitney Houston Was His Inspiration

Funny story: Burnley's Own Reg Bond Reveals That Whitney Houston Was His Inspiration

Burnley - Former bodyguard to the stars, and now an aspiring fish and chip shop proprietor, Reg Bond, today exclusively revealed to SEN International that his long serving career as a minder to the stars was actually inspired by US diva and soul sing...

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Paul McCartney Stubbornly Refusing To Boost Album Sales By 'Dying'

Funny story: Paul McCartney Stubbornly Refusing To Boost Album Sales By 'Dying'

LONDON--Despite the postmortem album sales success of such musicians as Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson, former Beatles frontman Paul McCartney is flat-out refusing to help increase the pop group's album sales by simply ending his own life. "P...

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American Idol's Jessica Sanchez Receives The Night's Only Standing Ovation From J.Lo, Randy, and Steven

Funny story: American Idol's Jessica Sanchez Receives The Night's Only Standing Ovation From J.Lo, Randy, and Steven

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's Top 13 went at it gender-to-gender with the guys singing songs by Stevie Wonder and the girls singing songs by Whitney Houston. Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, 37, said that there was a bit of a controversy earlier in the week...

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Bobby Brown storms out of Whitney Houston funeral as ghost of Elvis makes speech

Funny story: Bobby Brown storms out of Whitney Houston funeral as ghost of Elvis makes speech

Bobby Brown, the ex-husband of tragic music star Whitney Houston left her star studded funeral early last night after an argument about seating. In a statement released to CNNN he revealed "I was invited to the funeral but once seated I was asked to...

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Wacko Jacko fedora-shaped UFO in Whitney cortege flypast

Funny story: Wacko Jacko fedora-shaped UFO in Whitney cortege flypast

Newark, New Jersey - "That's gotta be Wacko's heavenly runabout," a Nesbitt Street MUFON aficionado told reporters, "I just seen a pic of his ape Bubbles etched in dayglo pink on the side of the fuselage." The Sussex Avenue location has always bee...

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Dead Junkie Snarls Traffic In Newark, NJ

Funny story: Dead Junkie Snarls Traffic In Newark, NJ

Those who are compelled to drive through the streets of Newark, whether to go to work, buy cheap meth, or --God forbid-- go home will find traffic ground hopelessly to a halt, this is in the wake of a funeral for a known drug abuser who died last wee...

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Bobby Brown to arrange catering at Whitney's funeral!

Funny story: Bobby Brown to arrange catering at Whitney's funeral!

The list of celebs and VIP's has been drawn up for Whitney's funeral and it's a who's who of the pop, soul, blues world. Kevin Costner is to recite a eulogy stating how much fun it was being her bodyguard and having his ears bashed during breaks.

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World comes to halt as news of Whitney Houston death emerges

Funny story: World comes to halt as news of Whitney Houston death emerges

All other news was cancelled today as the world was coming to terms with the sudden death of American songstress Whipney Houston on the eve of the Grammys. Protesters in Egypt declared a 24 hour ceasefire, as activists in Syria laid to rest their...

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Angry God Smites Whitney Houston Over Facebook Post

Funny story: Angry God Smites Whitney Houston Over Facebook Post

God, "angry beyond belief" at a facebook posting a young woman made, smote Whitney Houston over the weekend as "punishment," and posted the divine act to his Youtube account. "I'm tired of you badmouthing me on the internet," the Lord of Hosts sa...

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Whitney was troubled by her 'Shut it now, honey!' anagram

Funny story: Whitney was troubled by her 'Shut it now, honey!' anagram

Beverley Hills - Staff at the Bel Air Hilton spoke today of having to tread on eggshells around the Grammy diva whose lifeless body was found in the hotel's Presidential Suite bath yesterday. "We were warned she was kinda superstitious," penthouse...

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Whitney - Local Man Gets So Emotional

Funny story: Whitney - Local Man Gets So Emotional

Following the terrible news that soul diva, Whitney Houston was found dead in the bathroom of a Hollywood hotel yesterday, at the age of 48 - local man, Martin Shuttlecock, laid bare his thoughts on the demise of an iconic figure in the world of music. "I didn't even know her," a stunned Shuttlecock told reporters. "Never met the woman, but the wife was a bit upset about it. She said she shed a...

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One Of The Greatest Singers of All Time Whitney Houston Has Checked Herself Into A Rehab Clinic For An "Ego Addiction"

Funny story: One Of The Greatest Singers of All Time Whitney Houston Has Checked Herself Into A Rehab Clinic For An "Ego Addiction"

LOS ANGELES - The latest celebrity to check into the world famous Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic is Whitney Houston. The singer who had a mega hit with the Dolly Parton penned "I Will Always Love You" has recently been on a roller coaster ride...

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Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown Release New Holiday CD

Funny story: Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown Release New Holiday CD

Back together and reportedly clean and sober again, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are set to release a new Christmas CD that chronicles the trials and tribulations of their former troubled lives set to the sounds of Christmas. "It was a painful...

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Miley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole And Whitney Houston Dressed As Nuns Experience Divine Revelation Hitch-Hiking On The Road To Doncastrus

Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole And Whitney Houston Dressed As Nuns Experience Divine Revelation Hitch-Hiking On The Road To Doncastrus

Middle East - The Road to Doncastrus, (twinned with Wakefield for obvious reasons) Strange breaking news from the road to Doncastrus today as three singing divas disguised as nuns in order to confuse curious camels, were hitch-hiking to a special...

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England, Scotland, Ireland, and Peru Ban Whitney Houston From Singing "I Will Always Love You" Ever Again

Funny story: England, Scotland, Ireland, and Peru Ban Whitney Houston From Singing "I Will Always Love You" Ever Again

LONDON - After sounding more like a lousy-ass singer at a tryout for American Idol, Whitney Houston has had the boom lowered on her has-been, talentless-booty. The black singer, who once was considered one of the best singers in the world, has now...

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Whitney and frogs: explained

Funny story: Whitney and frogs: explained

Brussels, Belgium. Scientists have made a dramatic discovery into why common amphibians, such as frogs, cannot stand listening to Whitney Houston sing. Apparently, its a simple reason of taste: Whitney just doesn't cut it in the frog world. T...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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