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Israel Saved from Wheelchair Attack

Funny story: Israel Saved from Wheelchair Attack

In an heroic fight to maintain the country of Israel the regime have eliminated a terrible attack being organised by disabled people in wheelchairs. To the cheers of the assembled MP's in the Nestegg, Prime Minister Notbalfbaked, announced that th...

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BryanAir introduce a step tax

Funny story: BryanAir introduce a step tax

BryanAir, the airline that gives you more for more, or less for less, depending on the starting point, is to introduce a step tax. "The concept is very simple," said Ryan Heir, the chairman, spokesman and sometimes pilot of the low-cost, slow-coac...

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New study finds that most people who own mobility wheelchairs are just lazy

A new study this week indicates that most owners of the popular electric wheelchair 'Hover About' are basically just lazy. A poll given to 1200 owners of this device found that people are sick and tired of the daily stress of walking upright.

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Condemned paraplegic fights for disabled-friendly executions

Funny story: Condemned paraplegic fights for disabled-friendly executions

A 71-year-old paraplegic who killed two Riverside, California police officers nearly 28 years ago is challenging his recently reaffirmed death sentence citing the San Quentin death chamber's "non-compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act of...

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Zsa Zsa Gabor to compete in Special Olympics

Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor to compete in Special Olympics

Zsa Zsa Gabor has announced that she would really "luff to compete in zeee Special Olympics dhhaling". When asked in which events she hopes to compete she answered, "Well, dhhaling, joost take a look at me - ze wheelchair baskatbawl and ze whe...

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Hawking Set For Indy 500

Funny story: Hawking Set For Indy 500

Car fanatic Stephen Hawking is entering this years Indeanapolis 500 race.The world famous race, where racers tear around a racetrack for 500 laps has become a classic and is watched by fans all over the world. It's a high speed thrills and spills...

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There Are No Atheists In Foxholes No Tea Baggers In Wheelchairs

In a study released today from the University of Nowhere's School Of Human Development, it appears that there are no Tea Bagger protesters in wheelchairs. After researching hundreds of heath care protest rallies around the country, the study foun...

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Ed-E-torial 21: Wheelchair Bob Answers Your E-mails

(New York-NY) Thanks for e-maling Wheelchair Bob. We got so many that we decided to give him some special time in this Ed-E-torial.

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New Royal Navy Warship launched - more to follow

Funny story: New Royal Navy Warship launched - more to follow

Details have been released regarding Britain's next generation of fighting Ships.

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Ed-E-torial 17: Clinton-Obama, Dream or Scream Team?

(New York--NY)It's Ed-E-torial #17. The one where Wheelchair Bob asks you, "Clinton and Obama in 2008, dream or nightmare?"...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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