SAN ANTONIO - Johnny Depp was in San Antonio visiting the world famous Alamo.
As he walked around the hallowed grounds of the Texas shrine he was approached by a reporter with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine.
Pomona Vox asked Depp if he had got...
BURBANK - A spokesperson for country music icon Willie Nelson has just announced that Nelson will be appearing in a western with Alana Thompson, star of the reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
The 80-year-old singer told Fuchsia Garfunkel, a re...
HOLLYWOOD - Reports are that AMC has received tons of letters, emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls asking what in the world the writers of the hit western Hell On Wheels were thinking when they killed off one of the shows most well-liked a...
Phoenix, AZ - A dispatcher with the sheriff's department recounts that a posse of ten thousand scruffy horse-riding gun-toting tobacco-spitting O'Piehole deputies are riding to Chantilly Virginia to break up what they view as an illegal assembly know...
Selby's married women have gone on a 'happy slapping' rampage today during TV screenings of John Wayne movies.
As we reported earlier today, Mr Barry Glimpse was attacked by his wife and sister-in-law while watching Rio Bravo.
It transpired th...
A Selby man was sitting quietly watching TV this afternoon when he was "happy slapped" by his wife.
Royce Bandersnatch, of Cumberbatch Rise, had been looking forward to watching the classic Howard Hawks western, El Dorado, featuring John Wayne, Ro...
SAN FRANCISCO - Clint Eastwood became famous in America for playing Rowdy Yates, a cattle herd ramrod on the television western Rawhide which ran from 1959 through 1965.
He later traveled to Italy where he made the infamous spaghetti westerns in...
Last month, I got into a discussion on line with someone trying to defend movies like "No Country For Old Men" as being a "true modern western" and having the "western spirit." Here is my response to him. Maybe I got a little bit preachy and maybe it is something that I just needed to say because of the moment, but I said it anyway.
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HOLLYWOOD - Clint Eastwood who first became nationally known starring as Rowdy Yates on the 1950s television western Rawhide has just announced that he will be directing Robert Pattinson and Selena Gomez in the new Old West western from TouchRock Pic...
Chris Rock and Adam Sandler have announced that they will produce and star in a remake of the classic Mel Brook's western "Blazing Saddles." Rock will play the role of Sheriff Bart, made famous by Cleavon Little. Sandler will play the role of Deput...
Bob Steele rode many horses during his 'oaters' movie career in which he made some 120 films, but his favorite pony was a big roan named "Cattle." Starting his career by doing silent movies, he tried singing in one of the earliest sound movies, "Ridi...
They met on a mesa overlooking the burgeoning township of Bordello Falls.
They hadn't met before, at least not that they were aware of.
They'd travelled far, one from way out west, and one from the far North. They met at the Junction of twin trails, where many years in the future, a town would be established.
But not at this point.
They didn't shake hands.
Two grizzled men on horses...
X-Factor rehearsals were today dramatically interrupted when Geordie warbler and chart topper Cheryl Cole announced that the Western Serial collaboration, 'Bordello Falls' had not, as suspected, faded away and died, but on the contrary was very much...
The Streets of Bordello Falls
Love and Whiskey Make the World Go 'Round!
Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three | Chapter four
Madame Bitters cracked the heavy velvet cutains that framed her office window in response to the gunshot she'd just heard. She was just in time to see the Deputy falls to the dusty street.
It seemed Deputy Slim Pickens was the latest law enforceme...
Peyoriah, Iraq - Police in a Baghdad suburb are looking for a man suspected of running down his daughter because she was becoming too "Iraqi-ized" and was not living according to their traditional American values.
Police say 48-year-old Phil Holli...
The streets of Bordello Falls
Sally deals in Death
Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three
The tumbleweeds blew aimlessly across the end less line of railroad tracks, the sun setting in the west, directly in the eyes of the stranger.
Setting side saddle on a hybrid Missouri Mule which stood at least 15 hands high, the dark stranger plodded on immune to the dust, the sun,...
The streets of Bordello Falls
Welcome To Bordello Falls - Home of the All-You-Can-Eat Tortilla Soup Buffet
Chapter one | Chapter two
The twin hombres Buck and Diablo Poontang Pissgums were as happy as a couple of woodpeckers in a lumber yard to finally arrive at Bordello Falls.
For the past three miles all Diablo Poontang had heard was brother Buck saying how much he was s...
The Streets of Bordello Falls
The Railroad Is Coming To Town!
Sheriff's Office, Bordello Falls
The railroad was coming to town! The railroad was coming to town! No more would Bordello Falls be a sleepy little mining town twenty miles from Tombstone and fifty miles from nowhere.
Sheriff Clint Cartwright polished his badge and smiled at the thought of the growth and prosperi...
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