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Funny story:  Welfare Caps to be Introduced

Welfare Caps to be Introduced

MP's have overwhelmingly voted in favour of introducing a Welfare Cap, starting from 2015. In a move proposed by the Chancellor in last weeks Budget, all recipients of Welfare benefits will be required, by law, to wear baseball-style caps. The...
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Funny story:  President Obama Warns That If He Does Not Raise The Taxes On The Rich The Welfare System Will Run Out of Money

President Obama Warns That If He Does Not Raise The Taxes On The Rich The Welfare System Will Run Out of Money

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama speaking before a group of Hollywood stuntmen and women in the Oval Office told them that he truly admires the great work that they do. He praised them for leaping from moving trains, dangling from buildings 80 s...
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Funny story:  Bravo Launches "Real Housewives Of Low Income Housing"

Bravo Launches "Real Housewives Of Low Income Housing"

Bravo spokesman Andy Cohen announced today that the reality based, network heavy weight will be launching another housewives reality show in the fall of 2014. "The Real Housewives of Public Housing" will be based on the south side of Chicago in t...
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Funny story:  English Parliament to Criminalize the Celebration of Christmas by Welfare Claimants

English Parliament to Criminalize the Celebration of Christmas by Welfare Claimants

There will be no dreaming of a white trash Christmas on the council estate or the trailer park for benefit claimants from 2016 if the Government succeed in passing a law to prohibit the celebration of Christmas by those in receipt of welfare revealed...
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Funny story:  Dog-Doo Quietly Picked Up Next To Dead Homeless Man

Dog-Doo Quietly Picked Up Next To Dead Homeless Man

Responsible pet owner Brentson Whitman, 32, quietly and carefully fulfilled the social contract to care for the waste deposited by his three year old Jack Russell Terrier "Oscar Wilde" by delicately and silently removing the small coil of doggy-doo...
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Funny story:  Benefit changes come into effect

Benefit changes come into effect

Across the UK there was outrage today among benefit fans, when long-expected changes to the benefits system came into place. "I'm outraged," said deceased political activist Spencer Perceval. "This has completely destroyed the benefits system as we know it. Don't they realise that by making small changes that I barely understand but completely disapprove of, the system will cease to exist at al...
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Funny story:  Tennessee To Welfare Kids: Bad Grades = No Food

Tennessee To Welfare Kids: Bad Grades = No Food

Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the kind of conservative who listens to Ronald Reagan's speeches while watching Fox News at the gun range. Today's hero of freedom is Tennessee's State Congressman Stacey Campfield. Stacey is the kind of man (you read that right! Totally a dude named Stacey) who has big ideas. One of his first big ideas was that AIDS in only a gay thing.
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Funny story:  Government declares passion for rations

Government declares passion for rations

In the quest to simplify the morass of tax credits and welfare benefits, the government is to trial a novel cashless scheme, first pioneered in the 1940s. Today a spokesman for the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP, colloquially pronounced 'do...
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Funny story:  Lord Cameron To Outlaw Poorlessness

Lord Cameron To Outlaw Poorlessness

Tory leader, Lord Cameron of Snooty, announced the largest shake up of welfare reforms this week since Hitlers' rise to power in 1930's Berlin. In a speech, clearly designed to appease the Conservative Right, Lord Cameron launched a blistering at...
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Funny story:  ACORN Adopts Pink Floyd Song As New Democratic Theme

ACORN Adopts Pink Floyd Song As New Democratic Theme

ACORN, the admitted brownshirts of the Obama administration, has adopted a song from rock group Pink Floyd as the new theme song for the Democratic Party and their underprivileged, economically challenged, handout receiving masses. Their new theme so...
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Funny story:  Cameron Catches a Break, Obama Moves US Into "Most Hated Country" Status After Only 14 Months in Charge!

Cameron Catches a Break, Obama Moves US Into "Most Hated Country" Status After Only 14 Months in Charge!

It took over 6 centuries for Britain to be universally hated according to apologist PM Dave Cameron, but it was announced today by an independent international Think Tank President Barry Obama's reign only took 14 1/2 months to surpass the Brits...
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Funny story:  Black Friday Specials to Include Cheap Grocery Items

Black Friday Specials to Include Cheap Grocery Items

Women, Infants and Children (WIC) take heart. This year, Black Friday specials offered by stores such as Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, Sam's Club and others aren't all about the X-Box. They are all about survival. Instead of offering Wii's for less than...
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Funny story:  OctoMom Says She Is Being Forced To Go On Welfare

OctoMom Says She Is Being Forced To Go On Welfare

LA HABRA, California - The world's most famous mother of octuplets, Nadya Suleman appeared on the Sean Hannity Show and told him that she is having to go on welfare. Hannity told her to get a damn job and to forget about having Uncle Sam pay for h...
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Funny story:  Welfare Services Slammed

Welfare Services Slammed

The long awaited report into the death of a young man at the hands of his elder brother was published today amid claims that the family had been badly let down by welfare services. "Had the authorities acted sooner this young mans death could have be...
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Funny story:  Fast Food Chain Runs out of Fried Chicken: Prompts 911 Calls and ACLU Law Suit

Fast Food Chain Runs out of Fried Chicken: Prompts 911 Calls and ACLU Law Suit

Ft. Pierce, Fl, / Entitlement Times/Personal Abuse Section - Police responded today to three (3) emergency 911 calls after a customer at a local fast food restaurant had a major McMeltdown when the store ran out of fried chicken, the preferred meal o...
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Funny story:  Three Foot Tall Thirteen Year-Old Fathers Four Foot Baby

Three Foot Tall Thirteen Year-Old Fathers Four Foot Baby

What's it all about Alfie? As if all the bad weather wasn't enough, breaking news reveals that a three foot tall thirteen-year-old has sired a baby, who's a full foot taller than her father already! Baby Daisy tipped the scales at a whopping 56lbs...
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Funny story:  Pelosi Deports California Woman for Having "too many children" !

Pelosi Deports California Woman for Having "too many children" !

San Francisco,CA/ Office of Sexual Promiscuity - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi invoked all her vindictive power today to punish a constituent who recently had Octuplets, adding to her existing family of 6 , by sending her back to Bangladesh. Pelosi cal...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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