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Funny story: Dramatic New Weight Loss System Has Millions Asking For Prescriptions but Physicians Warn Of Side Effects

Dramatic New Weight Loss System Has Millions Asking For Prescriptions but Physicians Warn Of Side Effects

A brand new weight loss system that will guarantee at least 50 % body weight loss is to be made available on a prescription basis at a cut rate price, some saying the single shot could cost as little as $9.99, however Doctors have warned that side ef...
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Funny story: Flesh-eating bacteria strain eats only excess body fat

Flesh-eating bacteria strain eats only excess body fat

Allentown, PA - Everyone knows Allentown is full of people who are too fat to fit into a restaurant booth. That is all about to change since the FDA approved the use of a new strain of flesh-eating bacteria for release into the wild, according to ou...
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Funny story: New Pill Guarantees Quick Weight Loss!

New Pill Guarantees Quick Weight Loss!

New York, NY-- A new pill is being launched today in the war against obesity. The new weight loss pill is called Kayceen (cay-cee-en), and doctors are just amazed at its results. Kayceen is being touted as a wonder drug--it guarantees permanent wei...
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Funny story: FDA bans restrictive diets devoid of aspartame

FDA bans restrictive diets devoid of aspartame

WASHINGTON DC - It soon may be a crime to go on a diet of 500 calories, unless you consume at least 6 aspartame flavored beverages - per day. FDA spokesman, Dr. Strangedeath, indicated that too many cases of people losing weight by using the HCG hor...
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The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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