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Funny story: New Pill Guarantees Quick Weight Loss!

New Pill Guarantees Quick Weight Loss!

New York, NY-- A new pill is being launched today in the war against obesity. The new weight loss pill is called Kayceen (cay-cee-en), and doctors are just amazed at its results. Kayceen is being touted as a wonder drug--it guarantees permanent wei...
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Funny story: FDA bans restrictive diets devoid of aspartame

FDA bans restrictive diets devoid of aspartame

WASHINGTON DC - It soon may be a crime to go on a diet of 500 calories, unless you consume at least 6 aspartame flavored beverages - per day. FDA spokesman, Dr. Strangedeath, indicated that too many cases of people losing weight by using the HCG hor...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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