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Funny story:  A Tremendously Obese Arizona Woman Reveals That She Had Her Lips Stapled

A Tremendously Obese Arizona Woman Reveals That She Had Her Lips Stapled

PHOENIX, Arizona - Saying that all of her life she has been overweight beyond belief, Phoenix resident Olympia Twistboro, 37, decided to finally do something about it. She told National Focus Magazine that she hit the 500 pound mark this past Vale...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

CALABASAS, California - Britney Spears says that she knows that she has put on a few pounds (12) but she says that it does not matter because she is as happy as a goat in a canning factory. The former X-Factor judge told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittl...
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Funny story:  Samoan Speed Skater Disqualified For Being Overweight

Samoan Speed Skater Disqualified For Being Overweight

SOCHI, Russia - The country of Samoa is extremely upset as they have just learned that their pride and joy speed skater Tuituitama Lemkala has been disqualified by the Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova did verify t...
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Funny story:  Wynonna Judd Out of Control

Wynonna Judd Out of Control

NEW YORK CITY - Close family members and friends of country music singer Wynonna Judd are very concerned about the huge amount of weight that she has put on. Wynonna recently appeared on The View and Jenny McCarthy asked her if she was pregnant.
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Funny story:  A Judge Orders 86½ Pound Nicole Richie To Gain Some Weight

A Judge Orders 86½ Pound Nicole Richie To Gain Some Weight

BEVERLY HILLS - When it comes to weight Nicole Richie makes LeAnn Rimes and Christina Aguilera, who are both skinny, look like Carnie Wilson. Richie, who is considered a Hollywood celebutante along the lines of Paris Hilton, recently told Barbara...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Denies That His Weight Gain Is Due To An Obsession With Pickles

Rush Limbaugh Denies That His Weight Gain Is Due To An Obsession With Pickles

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is reportedly upset at a recent story he read in a supermarket tabloid. Limbaugh stated that as he was standing in the checkout line at a local grocery store he happened to notice the...
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Funny story:  Governor Chris Christie Says He May End Up Forming His Own Political Party

Governor Chris Christie Says He May End Up Forming His Own Political Party

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie says he is bound and determined to get the 100-pound liposuction he has been talking about. He told American Spotlight Magazine that he knows he can do it because he is a New Jerseyan and New Jerseyan'...
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Funny story:  LeAnn Rimes Depressed As She's Gone From Anorexic Annie To Plumpish Patty

LeAnn Rimes Depressed As She's Gone From Anorexic Annie To Plumpish Patty

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Many of LeAnn Rimes family, friends, and fellow country music artists cannot believe how badly she has let her weight get out of hand. Rimes who stole Eddie Cibrian from his wife Brandi Glanville had gotten down to 64 pounds a co...
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Funny story:  Miranda Lambert Is Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton Flirting With Christina Aguilera

Miranda Lambert Is Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton Flirting With Christina Aguilera

HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of country music artist Miranda Lambert AKA Mrs. Blake Shelton says that the tiny singer is fit to be tied, to use an old Texas cattle ranchers term. Miranda has made it clear to her tall drink of water husband that if h...
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Funny story:  Chaz Bono Angrily Tells His 67-Year-Old Mom (Cher) To Act Her Age

Chaz Bono Angrily Tells His 67-Year-Old Mom (Cher) To Act Her Age

HOLLYWOOD - Chaz Bono is extremely upset at his mom, musical icon Cher Bono saying he is tired of her butting into his personal business. Chaz, who used to be Chastity, remarked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that his mom does not...
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Funny story:  Governor Chris Christie Considering Getting A 100-Pound Liposuction

Governor Chris Christie Considering Getting A 100-Pound Liposuction

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has made it clear that he has his eyes focused on being the Republican candidate in the 2016 presidential race. The rotund governor recently appeared on The View and he was asked by Barbara Walters if...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Tells Her Critics That Her Weight Is Perfect

Kelly Clarkson Tells Her Critics That Her Weight Is Perfect

NASHVILLE - Kelly Clarkson recently said that ever since she got engaged she has been walking around on Cloud 9. She spoke with Savannah Kettle of Glamboyant Magazine and said that she is proud to become a member of Reba "The Red Queen" McEntire's...
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Funny story:  The San Francisco 49ers Have To Cut One of Their Lineman As Per The New NFL Weight Limit Rule

The San Francisco 49ers Have To Cut One of Their Lineman As Per The New NFL Weight Limit Rule

SAN FRANCISCO - The San Francisco 49ers are the first team to be affected by the NFL's new 500 pound player weight limit rule. Coach Jim Harbaugh said that he hated to cut defensive tackle Kainano Makatala just before their season's opener against...
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Funny story:  Wynonna Judd Says That The Skinny Pills Don't Work

Wynonna Judd Says That The Skinny Pills Don't Work

NASHVILLE - Wynonna Judd was in the recording studio working on a new album that she says will be released in November. She remarked that she has always liked the music of Little Jimmy Dickens and so she decided to do an album with 10 of his songs...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Says That Full-Figured Women Make The Best Wives

Kelly Clarkson Says That Full-Figured Women Make The Best Wives

CUCAMONGA, California - Kelly Clarkson has stated many times that she does not have to be as skinny as LeAnn Rimes to feel good about herself. The country music singer performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga and she was talking backsta...
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Funny story:  Kanye West Said He Was Misquoted About Kim Kardashian's Baby Bump Weight

Kanye West Said He Was Misquoted About Kim Kardashian's Baby Bump Weight

BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye West has said that he does not care if his mama-to-be Kim Kardashian gets as big as a Toyota Tacoma truck. He stressed that he had been misquoted last week when one of the supermarket tabloids had written that if Kimmy didn't...
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Funny story:  Khloe Kardashian Devastated At Being Booted Off X-Factor

Khloe Kardashian Devastated At Being Booted Off X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner, AKA Mama Kardashian has stated that daughter Khloe is so upset at being fired from X-Factor that she is refusing to speak to the entertainment media. Khloe, 28, who is married to L.A. Clippers roundballer Lamar Odom, is st...
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera Drained and Despondent

Christina Aguilera Drained and Despondent

LAS VEGAS - Christina flew to Las Vegas to get away from all of the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand. She checked into The The Ali Baba and The 40 Thieves Hotel & Casino, where she had a great time at the roulette wheel. Tittle Tattle Tonight...
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