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Urine Sales Face Recession

Funny story: Urine Sales Face Recession

The Euro zone faces recession as bond sales of special urine packages are going badly wrong. A leak from a urine sample in Germany has upset the market and caused quite a stink. British urine is standing up well and the city is betting on a decent...

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What's In My Urine Is Between Me And My Porcelain God

A lot of people are upset over the recently passed law in Florida to drug test welfare recipients. The law requires applicants for welfare to pass a drug screening before they can start receiving benefits. The law caused an uproar amongst ACLU memb...

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Urinal Games the Rage in Tokyo

Video games in Japan are aiming to improve the accuracy of Japanese men when it comes to the art of pissing accurately. As a third of Japanese men prefer to urinate sitting down, when their power of accuracy is unknown and women also, with a few e...

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Writing Name in Snow with Urine Shown to Cause Writer's Cramp

Funny story: Writing Name in Snow with Urine Shown to Cause Writer's Cramp

A recent influx of males to a local emergency room in Buffalo, NY caused a stir in the medical research community there two days ago. The males, all reported to be between the ages of 18 and 60, reported to the emergency center of Buffalo Internat...

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Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool 'Full Of Piss'

Funny story: Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool 'Full Of Piss'

There were calls for the Commonwealth Games swimming pool to be emptied and cleaned tonight, after investigations by games officials found that it was full of urine. The investigation took place after several swimmers complained of stomach upsets...

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'Evening All! - Shewees on patrol

Funny story: 'Evening All! - Shewees on patrol

Unbelievable as it sounds Cambridgeshire Police Force are, if you'll pardon the expression, 'lashing' out £3,000 to issue all female police officers with a 'Shewee'. For the uninitiated, a Shewee must not be confused with a Tepee- but is in fact...

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Local Man's Wife Won't Let Him Piss inside Caves

Funny story: Local Man's Wife Won't Let Him Piss inside Caves

Local man John Cavendish, 32, is an avid potholer who enjoys nothing more than spending a Sunday afternoon wandering about in caves, seeking darkened areas in which to have a piss. But no more. His wife Mary, 31, has banned him from sneaking of...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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