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Funny story:  Hawaiians Forbidden to Marry Serbians in International Alphabet Emergency

Hawaiians Forbidden to Marry Serbians in International Alphabet Emergency

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - Wedding registry officials at the United Nations have handed down a decision concerning the flood of over-long newlywed names from abroad. Speaking for the registry committee, Sir Engvald Torkner said, "It was bad enough...
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Funny story:  A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

HIPPOVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The Hippoville Department of Marriage Licenses has just informed the African news media that a black man and a white woman will become the first biracial couple to ever get married in the African country of Lower Zamgola.
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

REDONDO BEACH - Jessica Simpson was at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon enjoying the heck out of a plate of Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo with an unnamed lady friend when she was approached by Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe. Jessica asked Miss Confetti...
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Funny story:  Pope Blesses Valentine Marriage of Dog And Cat

Pope Blesses Valentine Marriage of Dog And Cat

A dog and a cat got the Pope's blessing yesterday for a Valentine's wedding attended by hundreds of PETA members, some with their pets. "It's time to let the little creatures follow our own traditions", stated the host before the ceremony. "We her...
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Funny story:  American Grooms Exhausted!

American Grooms Exhausted!

GATLINBURG, TENNESSEE - The picturesque city of Gatlinburg, located in the Smoky Mountains, is the #3 wedding destination in the world. 42,000 weddings are held here per year, and according to local wedding business owners, there is a new problem ar...
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Funny story:  One of America's Shortest Cougars, Katie Couric Has Announced She's Getting Married

One of America's Shortest Cougars, Katie Couric Has Announced She's Getting Married

NEW YORK CITY - The journalist that Sarah Palin called Little Miss Ambusher has told the news media that she will be walking down the aisle before summertime. Katie Couric, who is 57, is thrilled that she has finally convinced her latest boy toy,...
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Funny story:  Colorado's First Marijuana Shop Wedding

Colorado's First Marijuana Shop Wedding

VAIL, Colorado - Corky Fryhouse, 26, and Nora Beth Lumberpratt, 23, were engaged on Thanksgiving Day of last year. And now, the happy couple is thrilled to announce that they have just become the very first couple in the entire state of Colorado t...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber's Mom Weds Accountant From Church Of England

Justin Bieber's Mom Weds Accountant From Church Of England

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - In a secret ceremony, under the gaze of a plastic Elvis bust, Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie, 37, wed Niles Dibly, 56, an accountant who works in London for the Church of England. "Well I was travelling alone, taking in the sight...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson Desperate To Get Married May Consult A Voodoo Woman

Jessica Simpson Desperate To Get Married May Consult A Voodoo Woman

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson is 33, and she has told some of her intimate friends that she has become extremely desperate to get married. Simpson recently met with Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle at a Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Redond...
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Funny story:  Gay Couple To Wed, Both Say They Are Virgins

Gay Couple To Wed, Both Say They Are Virgins

Both Billy Ray Smith and Roger Wentworth say they are virgins who want to get married. "I know such a thing is uncommon these days", stated Roger. "But we both have high moral standards." "That's so sweet, Roger." "Right back at you, Billy R...
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Funny story:  The Miami Heat's Lebron James Is Now A Married Man

The Miami Heat's Lebron James Is Now A Married Man

SAN DIEGO - LeBron James of the NBA world champion Miami Heat has just added another ring to go with his other two championship rings. The 28-year-old four time NBA most valuable player married his high school sweetheart, Savannah Brinson, 27, the...
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Funny story:  Rebekah Brooks and Dave Cameron to arrive on horseback at Blair wedding do

Rebekah Brooks and Dave Cameron to arrive on horseback at Blair wedding do

Wooton Basset - The flame-tressed alleged phone hacker and conspirator in the forthcoming NewsCorpse Old Bailey trial is one of the headline acts invited to Euan Blair's nuptial shindig at Tony and Cherie's country pad tomorrow. Brooks and twin br...
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Funny story:  Tina Turner To Be A Blushing Bride At 73!

Tina Turner To Be A Blushing Bride At 73!

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for Tina Turner has stated that the "What's Love Got To Do With It" singer will soon be headed for wedded bliss in Switzerland where she resides. The 73-year-old firecracker of a singer/dancer says that she is going...
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Funny story:  Aaron Hernandez Will Not Be Having A Prison Wedding

Aaron Hernandez Will Not Be Having A Prison Wedding

BRISTOL COUNTY, Massachusetts - Aaron Hernandez is in a world of trouble and the ex-$8 million per year New England Patriots player cannot even afford to pay for a Get Out of Jail Free Card. In the span of just a few short weeks Hernandez has gone...
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Funny story:  Man Has Both Legs Amputated In Revenge Wedding Prank

Man Has Both Legs Amputated In Revenge Wedding Prank

A newlywed groom woke up in hospital the day after his wedding to find both his legs had been amputated - as part of a revenge prank by the groom's brother. Plumber Sydney Squat-Thrust chopped off his brother Jarrod's legs as he slept on his weddi...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston's Wedding To Justin Theroux Is Off

Jennifer Aniston's Wedding To Justin Theroux Is Off

BEVERLY HILLS - The word out of LaLaLand is that the wedding that was being touted as the Wedding of the Year has been called off. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo reported that Aniston, 44, has decided to cancel her wedding to fellow...
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Funny story:  Weddings have become too expensive

Weddings have become too expensive

With the economy in the state that it is in, the rising cost of weddings has become something that many men are deciding against tying the knot. "It costs several thousand quid," said Harry Balls, a mathematics lecturer from Sheffield University,...
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Funny story:  Romney to marry Lesbian Heiress

Romney to marry Lesbian Heiress

GOP Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney is to take a second wife in accordance with his Mormon faith. Mitt will marry Gigi Chao the lesbian daughter of Hong Kong property tycoon Cecil Chao who earlier this month offered a $65m dowery for any man who c...
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