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Funny story: Watermelon Sized Hail Pounds Hackensack, New Jersey

Watermelon Sized Hail Pounds Hackensack, New Jersey

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Meteorologists in the Garden State of New Jersey report that watermelon sized hail pounded the city of Hackensack for 17 minutes. Luckily for the citizens of the city, the hailstorm hit at 2:39 am and there were no reporte...
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Funny story: The Truth Behind Exploding Melons

The Truth Behind Exploding Melons

China: The world was shocked to learn that entire fields of watermelons exploded this week in China. However, it comes to no surprise to botanists. When talking to head botanist at the University of Chicago, it seems it is fairly a common occurre...
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Funny story: French Scientists Develop Kackermelon Fruit

French Scientists Develop Kackermelon Fruit

Scientists working in a Florida laboratory have developed an extraordinary new fruit which may solve some of the famine problems suffered by millions of people in Africa each year. The new fruit has been called a Kackermelon, and is a cross betwee...
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Funny story: Watermelon is the poor man's Viagra turning your ED Wilbur Willie into Mr. Ed

Watermelon is the poor man's Viagra turning your ED Wilbur Willie into Mr. Ed

Washington, DC - Convinced that a man having to suffer ED was just as unbearable and unnecessary as a child having to suffer from ADD, a small group of scientists dedicated themselves to finding a cheaper and equally effective alternative to the chem...
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Funny story: God still punishing them many southerners feel

God still punishing them many southerners feel

The latest drought in the southeast has many southerners wondering why God is still punishing them. Ever since the Civil War, southerners have felt out of favor with their Master.
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