Washington- Frustrated by plummeting poll numbers and facing tough reelection campaigns this November, several senate Democrats have proposed waterboarding Harry Reid.
Apparently, a fair number of his colleagues consider Reid the very face of the...
The amazing Home Waterboarding Kit has broken all sales records as parents across the US snapped up a kit for their personal use at home.
Children and teens everywhere are 'spilling the beans' about where they've been and who they've been with, as...
In order to dispel the notion that enhanced interrogation methods like waterboarding are torture, former Vice President Dick Cheney recently subjected himself to this interrogation technique and, in the process, set a new world record. The old record...
Langley, Virginia - (Cover-your-ass Mess): A classic paranoid over-reaction by ex-CIA directors - including George Bush Tenet and Harry Porter Gross - has seen the Agency's 'magnificient seven' write to President Obama ahead of being probed for incom...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A knowledgeable source confirmed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi will resume application of water boarding techniques to Newt Gingrich, following Leon Panetta's announcement the CIA withheld information about secret counterterrorist act...
The first rule of extreme sports - "Invent your own rules" - has taken on a new meaning this summer as Fire Plug Waterboarding hits the streets in land-locked suburban communities everywhere in the U.S.
The kids call it "WB" for short and dare War...
Tower of London, UK (FTB newswire) Visitors to the Tower of London are sure to be disappointed at the absence of the waterboarding display. The favorite attraction was axed after a protest from the U.S.
Water boarding was known to be a favorite fo...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has finally succumbed to the relentless interrogation of Republicans. Though she never spilled the beans concerning her knowledge about the Bush Administration's use of water boarding, she has now...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move historically consistent with Republican tactics, Republicans told House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today that she either needs to confess what she knows about water boarding, or face having a confession forced out of her by one...
(Washington, D.C.) The debate between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current President Barack Obama over United States policy on detainees at Guanatanamo Bay, which has been intensifying over the last month, shows no sign of diminishing. The l...
LONDON - The Universal Olympic Steering Committee upon the recommendation of 47 member countries has decided to add waterboarding to the 2012 Summer Olympic Games to be held in London, England.
Sir Eric Chippington, president of the UOSC stated th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yesterday, Newt Gingrich delivered a blistering critique of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, calling her, "vicious," "trivial," and "a liar." He wants her investigated because he insists she knows more than she lets on about the Bush a...
The world was shocked today at the announcement that the torture method of "water boarding" would indeed become an event for the 2012 games.
In what is being suggested is an administrative error, the announcement came following a number of campaig...
Great Train robber, Ronnie Biggs, is at the centre of a new controversy this morning, after prison staff at the establishment where he is completing his 30-year sentence, denied claims from local residents that he had been the recipient of Waterboard...
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is celebrating this evening in his cell, having today been confirmed by the Book of Records as the new world record holder for water-boarding.
Mohammed, currently residing in Guantanamo Base, is said to be delighted that hi...
Washington AC/DC - (Whitewater (G)rafting Mess): Newly released documents by the Obama Administration show that George W Bush personally ordered the torture of a top NATO military intelligence executive who'd escaped a drive-by shooting attempt commi...
John McCain, who had been tortured while he was a prisoner of War, in Viet Nam, has long made opposition to Torture one of his signature issues. Now he has equivocated, and become a supporter of George Bush's policy of waterboarding and the torture -...
Congress today overrode President George Bush's veto of a Barack Obama bill to close two sources of major water torture of Muslim and Massachusetts constituents.
In Massachusetts the Turnpike Authority's massive $14.5 billion dollar dripping high...