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Funny story: 27 States Immediately Ban The New Water Boarding Board Game

27 States Immediately Ban The New Water Boarding Board Game

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that its brand new board game named The I Want Answers Now Water Boarding Game is not doing very well. Company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake said that a total of 27 states including Illin...
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Funny story: Dyson introduce Safe Water

Dyson introduce Safe Water

For several million years water has been the most dangerous thing on the planet to humans. Its danger to humans has been in existence far longer than fire, building collapse or turning up to a party in the same dress as that woman from thirty-five wh...
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Funny story: Bush turns down royal wedding invite amid fears of arrest for torture

Bush turns down royal wedding invite amid fears of arrest for torture

London - (Derision Points): Fears of a General Pinochet-style police bust have seen Bush legal advisers recommend a low profile. The ex-president and his wife Laura had been looking forward to a Buckingham Palace grace-and-favor sleep-over as gues...
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Funny story: "Water-boarding? I thought they meant snow-boarding!" claims Bush

"Water-boarding? I thought they meant snow-boarding!" claims Bush

More revelations today from George W Bush's autobiography - "George and Dicky go the White House". The former President now claims that he was "momentarily confused" and thought that the interrogation technique known as "water-boarding" was in fact...
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Funny story: George W Bush says UK lives 'saved by watersports'

George W Bush says UK lives 'saved by watersports'

British lives were saved by the use of information obtained from terrorist suspects by "surfboarding", according to former US President George W Bush. In his memoir, he said the simulated drowning technique helped break plots on various targets in th...
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Funny story: Flood Alerts for Water Boarding

Flood Alerts for Water Boarding

So much rain is forecast in the near future for areas of Britain that it is thought that water boarding will become commonplace in the country. With the lead being taken by former President Bush in America, playful ducking of people in buckets of...
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Funny story: Hayward Water boarded by US Congress Cheney Says "Torture!"

Hayward Water boarded by US Congress Cheney Says "Torture!"

"This is torture," cried out Dick Cheney on Fox News last night. "I never thought I would see the day when Americans would torture another human being. I am shocked, shocked, shocked!" In a separate press release issued late last night, Liz Cheney st...
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Funny story: Congressional Democrats Consider Waterboarding Harry Reid

Congressional Democrats Consider Waterboarding Harry Reid

Washington- Frustrated by plummeting poll numbers and facing tough reelection campaigns this November, several senate Democrats have proposed waterboarding Harry Reid. Apparently, a fair number of his colleagues consider Reid the very face of the...
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Funny story: Cheney Sets New Waterboarding Record

Cheney Sets New Waterboarding Record

In order to dispel the notion that enhanced interrogation methods like waterboarding are torture, former Vice President Dick Cheney recently subjected himself to this interrogation technique and, in the process, set a new world record. The old record...
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Funny story: CIA's 'magnificent seven' ride again!

CIA's 'magnificent seven' ride again!

Langley, Virginia - (Cover-your-ass Mess): A classic paranoid over-reaction by ex-CIA directors - including George Bush Tenet and Harry Porter Gross - has seen the Agency's 'magnificient seven' write to President Obama ahead of being probed for incom...
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Funny story: Pelosi to Resume Water Boarding Gingrich, Republicans

Pelosi to Resume Water Boarding Gingrich, Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A knowledgeable source confirmed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi will resume application of water boarding techniques to Newt Gingrich, following Leon Panetta's announcement the CIA withheld information about secret counterterrorist act...
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Funny story: This Summer's Extreme Sport Among Teens? Waterboarding!

This Summer's Extreme Sport Among Teens? Waterboarding!

The first rule of extreme sports - "Invent your own rules" - has taken on a new meaning this summer as Fire Plug Waterboarding hits the streets in land-locked suburban communities everywhere in the U.S. The kids call it "WB" for short and dare War...
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Funny story: UK Brassed Off Over Waterboarding

UK Brassed Off Over Waterboarding

Tower of London, UK (FTB newswire) Visitors to the Tower of London are sure to be disappointed at the absence of the waterboarding display. The favorite attraction was axed after a protest from the U.S. Water boarding was known to be a favorite fo...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized After Attack of WBIS

Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized After Attack of WBIS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has finally succumbed to the relentless interrogation of Republicans. Though she never spilled the beans concerning her knowledge about the Bush Administration's use of water boarding, she has now...
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Funny story: Republicans to Pelosi: Fess Up or Face Water Boarding

Republicans to Pelosi: Fess Up or Face Water Boarding

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move historically consistent with Republican tactics, Republicans told House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today that she either needs to confess what she knows about water boarding, or face having a confession forced out of her by one...
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Funny story: Cheney: "Waterboard Me." Obama: "No, Waterboard Me!"

Cheney: "Waterboard Me." Obama: "No, Waterboard Me!"

(Washington, D.C.) The debate between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current President Barack Obama over United States policy on detainees at Guanatanamo Bay, which has been intensifying over the last month, shows no sign of diminishing. The l...
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Funny story: Waterboarding To Be Added To 2012 Summer Olympics

Waterboarding To Be Added To 2012 Summer Olympics

LONDON - The Universal Olympic Steering Committee upon the recommendation of 47 member countries has decided to add waterboarding to the 2012 Summer Olympic Games to be held in London, England. Sir Eric Chippington, president of the UOSC stated th...
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Still Smarting from '99 Pelosi Water Boarding

Newt Gingrich Still Smarting from '99 Pelosi Water Boarding

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yesterday, Newt Gingrich delivered a blistering critique of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, calling her, "vicious," "trivial," and "a liar." He wants her investigated because he insists she knows more than she lets on about the Bush a...
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