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Man who spent £200,000 on a rare rolex realises he would have preferred a house

Funny story: Man who spent £200,000 on a rare rolex realises he would have preferred a house

Idiot Wayne Badger from Stow on the Wold instantly regretted spending more than £200,000 on a very rare Rolex watch, as he realised he would not be able to live in it. Teresa Badger, the idiots long suffering wife said 'Honestly, my Wayne, much a...

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Apple watches to give you the time of your life

Funny story: Apple watches to give you the time of your life

Apple wants your money, as much (or as little) of it as it can get--as much being $10,000 (for Big Spenders), as little $349 (for cheapskates). That's right, the company founded by Johnny Appleseed has added wristwatches to its collection...

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Woman Says Google Tried To Kill Her

Funny story: Woman Says Google Tried To Kill Her

A California woman who says she was injured by a motorist while following an online walking route has filed a lawsuit claiming she was supplied unsafe directions. The woman was struck by a car as she tried to walk across what she called an "unsaf...

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Apple Says It's Time for a 'Smart Wristwatch'

Funny story: Apple Says It's Time for a 'Smart Wristwatch'

Cupertino, California -- Top secret patent papers, leaked during a sequestered privacy spill, have revealed that Apple has chosen to design a 'smart watch' as the innovation that will save the company. Shaped in the form of chrome apple, the dev...

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Total Wipeout USA Earns TV Repair Man Praise For Digital Channel

Funny story: Total Wipeout USA Earns TV Repair Man Praise For Digital Channel

Previously considered useless digital repeat wasteland channel, Watch HD, has received praise from an unlikely source. The channel is part of the UKTV group of channels which broadcast BBC content alongside specially-commissioned programmes. The G...

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It happened on my watch

Funny story: It happened on my watch

Following a week of shock revelations and all manner of hullabaloo, there have been warnings of more to come. The times they are a changing and that's not all, people are going and coming, regimes are changing and the hand that ticks and tocks awa...

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Bernie Ecclestone: "'See what people will do for a watch!"

Funny story: Bernie Ecclestone: "'See what people will do for a watch!"

Bernie Ecclestone, the Formula One boss, who is worth an estimated £2billion, was attacked by four men outside his office in Central London last month. However, even before he'd had his four stitches removed, Mr Ecclestone contacted Formula One's of...

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Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick?

Funny story: Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick?

During the Vietnam war the US Navy had a base in Subic Bay, Philippines. Ships on their way to and from the Tonkin Gulf would stop there for repairs and provisions. Sailors would take liberty and go into Alongapo City to drink beer and raise Hell. The main street was unpaved and lined with bars for as far as you could see. In front of each bar was a mean looking guy with a hog-leg starpped to...

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Secret Message in Abraham Lincoln's Watch Revealed

Funny story: Secret Message in Abraham Lincoln's Watch Revealed

In April of 1861, President Abraham Lincoln took his pocketwatch to a Washington jeweler for cleaning and repairs. For over 150 years, a story has circulated that the jeweler put a secret message inside of the watch. Yesterday, the Smithsonian allo...

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DVD Critic's Corner: Shoot 'Em Up

Recently a friend pulled me aside and said I should watch more movies featuring Clive Owen.

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Time may be running out

Funny story: Time may be running out

A study recently published in the journal 'Science Stuff' has shown that we may have less time left than previously thought.

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Bush Wristwatch Planned Daring Defection

Funny story: Bush Wristwatch Planned Daring Defection

In an unusual twist, the George Bush wristwatch has revealed that it planned its own disappearance. The valuable timepiece is currently in hiding in the Albanian countryside and in a secret interview told a BBC reporter of its remarkable defection.

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The Real Life Earl Hickey

Most of you I'm sure watch the TV series "My Name is Earl". This televised program jerked a man named Bruno Giggles into action he has 956 items on his list the twenty three year old estimates with the amount he has it will take him more than three years to complete it.

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Area man attempts Contact High

Riverside Iowa- John Henry proclaimed loudly to neighbors, that even thought an entire amount of an un-known narcotic was lost to a neighborhood bonfire it would not be lost to him. "Don't worry watch this," Henry said. It was then that Henry alleged...

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AOL to offer 1,000 GB of Email storage for free

Gmail, watch out, here comes AOL. What Gmail can do, AOL can do better.

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Render to Caesar, it’s time to tax the church (Kaufman’s 30 second guide to living)

Dear whoever is in charge, ATTN: GOD Watch one of most any Televangelist and then refer to your handy 14,542 page IRS tax law guide. (You know the one you happen to have at your side as we speak)...

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Bruckheimer To Remake "It's A Wonderful Life"

Movie Watch: In this day and age of movie remakes, production has already started on a newer updated version of the most beloved holiday classic, It's A Wonderful Life, which originally aired in 1946 and starred Jimmy Stewart with...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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