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A New Broom Easily Sweeps Up Presidential Messes

Funny story: A New Broom Easily Sweeps Up Presidential Messes

The Rubbermaid Corporation unveiled its new XL-5 Miracle Broom yesterday, a sweeping device specifically designed to quickly cleanup the most stubborn messes left behind by President Trump.  And the broom is fit for the job, thanks to a 28" sweepi...

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D.C. pedophiles petition Trump to continue raping and killing children

Funny story: D.C. pedophiles petition Trump to continue raping and killing children

Washington D.C.- Anonymous leakers report that the move to arrest high level government officials, representatives, senators, and judges for crimes related to pedophilia has been thwarted by a secret petition signed by one third the population of the...

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Rand Paul Filibusters His Wife For Boys Weekend In Vegas

Funny story: Rand Paul Filibusters His Wife For Boys Weekend In Vegas

Washington, DC - 2016 Presidential candidate, Senator Rand Paul, is well known in Washington circles for being able to talk the hind legs off of a donkey, as demonstrated in his ten and a half hour filibuster on the Senate floor this March to protest...

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New North Korea movie features President Obama caught in Washington brothel with his pants down and hand in the wrong place

Funny story: New North Korea movie features President Obama caught in Washington brothel with his pants down and hand in the wrong place

Apparently in retaliation for the currently retracted movie The Interview, North Korea's movie factory Pyongyang Noir Films has just released a film titled Bang Chang Masters At Home. The story features the President of the United States in his fa...

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DC footballers change their logo to keep their name

Funny story: DC footballers change their logo to keep their name

Washington DC -- Under fire for long harboring a racially inappropriate team identity, this city's NFL franchise has changed its logo from the silhouette of a Native American warrior to the image of a potato. "This should make everybody happy," a...

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Koch Brothers to Buy Out the 2016 Election

Funny story: Koch Brothers to Buy Out the 2016 Election

Charles and David Koch, the two fossil fuel industrialists who created the Tea Party to scare the shit out of mainstream Republicans, announced today that they are buying out the 2016 election. The two brothers, who spent millions of dollars in 20...

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A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

Funny story: A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Kay Duffgrumble, 62, of Smyrna, Delaware went to Washington, D.C. to check out the various landmarks and she ended up in a heap of trouble as they say down in Mississippi. Mrs. Duffgrumble, who was divorced in March of this year...

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Sales of Cookies and Snacks Sky Rocket in Washington State But Confusion Leaves One Dead In Washington DC

Funny story: Sales of Cookies and Snacks Sky Rocket in Washington State But Confusion Leaves One Dead In Washington DC

Stores across the State of Washington are reporting massive increases in the sale of cookies, potato chips, small cakes, pastries and ice cream with some grocery stores running out of supplies early this morning. Possession of up to an ounce of ma...

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The Vomit Will Be Flowing Through the Gutters of Washington DC. Tonight!

What are you doing tonight? "Yea, man, like let's go down to Washington DC par-tay in George Town! I mean, were going to have a great time, have a few brewskis, find some ladies, oh yea, let's go!" The Reality First you go down to George Town and your ride is a geeky friends 1991 Volkswagen rabbit. You sit in traffic for an hour to get into George Town and then you can't find a parking sp...

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Surprise, surprise! Apparently, Omarosa was Trump’s fake friend. This is definitely sad.
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