Denver CO: Ares Space Lines (ASL) announced its inaugural hyper warp drive flight of mid-November 2050 from Denver International Airport to Marsport, carrying 300 paying passengers, has been sold out. Marsport is a settlement on the planet Mars popul...
Proxima Centauri, Milky Way Galaxy - Sentient beings who discovered faster than light travel around the time Carthage was getting destroyed were investigating some phenomena in the region of Proxima Centauri, approximately four light years from us.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NASA - Today, when NASA engineers announced that they had developed the warp drive. The long researched and awaited discovery was announced to be a boost to space travel and would allow astronauts to travel great distances in...
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