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Funny story: ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

Boris Johnson has peered into the secret findings of MI5's best brains and concluded that ISIS members are porn-watching, sexually frustrated, psychologically maladjusted males. In a recent interview in the Sun according to the London mayor, they are...
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Funny story: Boris 'The Blade' Johnson - London Bridge Station to be Re-branded

Boris 'The Blade' Johnson - London Bridge Station to be Re-branded

In a meeting today at City Hall, London Mayor Boris 'The Blade' Johnson unveiled his new and ambitious plan for Londoners all over the world, especially ex-pat cockney's living in Spain who are on the run from the short arm of the law. Boris, famo...
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Funny story: "My Critics Are All Tossers" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

"My Critics Are All Tossers" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Skoob Entertainment News's latest staff addition, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has sensationally dismissed her critics as being "a bunch of tossers." Ms Warbling-Trollblog, who made her SEN debut on Saturday with a string of ludicrous celebrity re...
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Funny story: BBC breakfast presenters are called "wankers" by US comic !

BBC breakfast presenters are called "wankers" by US comic !

Cuddly Bill Turnbull and "Cum Dancing" expert Sian Williams who host the BBC breakfast bore were both called "wankers" today by the US stand-up comic, Dave Fulton. Dave didn't actually realise that calling someone a "wanker" is swearing because in...
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Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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