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A Volcano Expert From Bombay, India Predicts That Rhode Island's Volcano Will Erupt On September 13, 2014

Funny story: A Volcano Expert From Bombay, India Predicts That Rhode Island's Volcano Will Erupt On September 13, 2014

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - The citizens of Providence and the state of Rhode Island have become quite alarmed after hearing the prediction of a volcano expert who lives in Bombay, India. The mayor of Providence received an email from a Mr. Primgar...

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Yellowstone Officials Are Baffled As A Park Rhino Ends Up In Kansas

Funny story: Yellowstone Officials Are Baffled As A Park Rhino Ends Up In Kansas

CODY, Wyoming - Officials at Yellowstone National Park are extremely puzzled at how in the world a Yellowstone rhinoceros ended up in Goodland, Kansas. The rhino named Randy was really in good shape except that he had worn his hooves down pretty b...

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The White House Reports That China Has Offered To Buy Yellowstone National Park

Funny story: The White House Reports That China Has Offered To Buy Yellowstone National Park

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that President Obama has just received a text message from the government of China. Secretary Colfax stated that the Republic of China is very interested in purc...

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Sarah Palin Is Now Saying That The White House Cooked Up The Story of A Volcano Underneath Yellowstone National Park

Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Now Saying That The White House Cooked Up The Story of A Volcano Underneath Yellowstone National Park

WASILLA, Alaska - Vice-President Joe Biden, Ryan Seacrest, and Ke$ha all agree that Sarah Palin has just way too much free time on her hands. The Loose Moose from the Iceberg State has just issued her latest anti-Obama malarkey. The Tina Fey lo...

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Aviary Experts Are Predicting That Within 2 Weeks Every Bird Will Have Left Yellowstone National Park

Funny story: Aviary Experts Are Predicting That Within 2 Weeks Every Bird Will Have Left Yellowstone National Park

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - First it was the buffaloes stampeding out of Yellowstone National Park and heading south towards Colorado. Then there were reports that woodchucks were hurriedly scampering north to Montana. Yellowstone National Park rangers...

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Rush Limbaugh Says Yellowstone National Park Needs To Be Condemned

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says Yellowstone National Park Needs To Be Condemned

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh loves the fact that he has stolen the national spotlight from Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. El Rusho, as he is known in Mexico City, has just stated on his radio talk show that President Obama needs to do the r...

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U.S. Hit By Record Earthquakes, Tremors & Volcano Activity

Funny story: U.S. Hit By Record Earthquakes, Tremors & Volcano Activity

Although the size of the earthquakes are not too large, except the one in Los Angeles, the United States has been shaken by a record number of quakes and aftershocks this past month. Other parts of the world have been hit hard also so what is goin...

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A Volcano Has Just Been Discovered In Rhode Island

Funny story: A Volcano Has Just Been Discovered In Rhode Island

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - A group of scientific explorers from Yale University have just made an amazing discovery in the smallest state in the nation. The Yale team has just discovered an undiscovered volcano located about 29.7 miles west of the...

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Scientists Say West's Dormant Volcanoes May Erupt Without Normal Snow Blanket

Funny story: Scientists Say West's Dormant Volcanoes May Erupt Without Normal Snow Blanket

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - The office of the California Seismic Safety Commission has determined that the drought conditions prevalent in the western U.S. may create an unstable situation for currently dormant volcanoes. California has plenty of haza...

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Arkansas Residents Fined For Using An Old Inactive Volcano As A Gigantic Trash Bin

Funny story: Arkansas Residents Fined For Using An Old Inactive Volcano As A Gigantic Trash Bin

FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - A group of Arkansas residents were surprised to receive a visit from the local sheriff. Reporters for a local television station reported that Sheriff Hadley Foxfair, 51, received word about an illegal activity that was go...

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So This is Where California's Water Has Been Going

Funny story: So This is Where California's Water Has Been Going

REDDiNG, CALIFORNIA - Today scientists from Stanford University School of Earth Sciences announced a startling discovery - a gigantic sinkhole at the bottom of Lake Shasta, ten miles north of Redding. Lake Shasta, with a surface area of 30,000 acr...

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MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

Funny story: MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years. "It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking. Why is the well-known group going against A...

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Japanese Volcano Mount Sakurajima Erupts For The 500th Time This Year

Funny story: Japanese Volcano Mount Sakurajima Erupts For The 500th Time This Year

KAGOSHIMA CITY, Japan - The Saki News Agency of Japan has just announced that Mount Sakurajima has just had eruption number 500 since the first of the year. A reporter with Saki stated that the volcano is one of the most ominous ones in the entire...

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Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

Funny story: Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has just showed the world that she knows as much about volcanoes as she does about geography. The failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, who also quit as governor of Alaska in the middle of her term, recently st...

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Budget airline claim Iceland are to blame for volcanic eruption!

Funny story: Budget airline claim Iceland are to blame for volcanic eruption!

Cheap and nasty airline, R++n++r, have been ordered to pay compensation to their passengers that were grounded during the Icelandic eruption of the volcano, Eyjafjallajokull, not Bjork. Airline boss, Michael O'Leprechaun (name changed for illegal...

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Jennifer Aniston Buys Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie A Volcano

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Buys Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie A Volcano

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has finally accepted the fact that Brad Pitt has decided to make Angelina Jolie his wife. And America's sweetheart, Aniston not Jolie, is dealing with her empty feelings and trying to move on knowing that her and...

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Why are there no volcanos on the moon? Better question: who gives a crap?

Funny story: Why are there no volcanos on the moon? Better question: who gives a crap?

HARFOLD, Vt. - Several students at Harfold State College reacted in anger at the news released this week by NASA that there could never be volcanoes on the Moon. "Who gives a shit?" asked Philip Alders, a junior majoring in automotive history. "It...

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Bachmann: "Throw Berlusconi in Volcano", says God

Michele Bachmann has done it again. Hot on the heels of her claim that hurricane Irene was God's message to America, the controversial congresswoman has received a second revelation that the recent eruptions of Mt. Etna in Italy are a sign of God's w...

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