When I was just 12 years old I was hit by something called "ball lightning."
I guess that's why my voice never changed as it should.
But I guess it fits my songs because they are selling.
You just have to use what you have and that's what I have done.
At least, it hasn't slowed me down sexually.
In fact, I think it has given me the balls to sing what I like and love...
WATERLOO, Iowa - Many of the concert goers at Justin Bieber's recent concert at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo were a bit disappointed to say the least.
Buck Yazoo, a reporter with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine said that it was quite obv...
A newly letter, found from long term advocate of Charles Darwin, Thomas Huxley, has revealed that Charles Darwin had a peculiar voice.
"It's quite an exciting letter, I must say," said Melton Shrewsbury, a Charles Darwin Historian. "It was unearth...
Recordings from the early twentieth century have been extensively analysed by students at Uttoxeter University and compared to recordings over the intervening years. There have been several remarkable discoveries, including the fascinating fact that...
Barack Obama was rushed by ambulance to Walter Reed Medical Center this morning with what has been described as "a serious inflection of the throat." Medical doctors from Johns Hopkins and the Mayo Clinic have all been called in for a consultation t...
HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that a producer for Dancing With The Stars has approached Ted Williams about becoming a contestant on the next edition of the dancing reality show.
DWTS producer Bernadette Penderlicki told T4...
COLUMBUS, Ohio - Fifty-three-year-old Ted Williams did not buy a lottery ticket, but the man will certainly be collecting a ton of money.
A few days ago Ted "The Homeless Man" Williams was standing on the corner of a street in Columbus holding up...
Following this week's discovery that a GOP political commercial from a Southern swing vote state was not actually narrated by the voice of Morgan Freeman, more cable program and commercials have been found with the same imposter's voice.
Bea Arthur, the tall, somewhat masculine actress best known for her roles on Maude and Golden Girls died today at the age of 86.
However, the deceased actress is still getting work. Rumor has it that Bea has a new gig as The Voice of God.
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