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Funny story: 75-year-old Nun gives birth to alcoholic 10-year-old

75-year-old Nun gives birth to alcoholic 10-year-old

GIDDEEYUP TX (ABSNN) -- A 75-yesr-old Marlboroite sister, Mary Agnes Agony, reportedly gave birth to a fully developed 10-year-old child Sunday afternoon "after only ten-minutes of labor," said Fr. Mack Beth, the OB-GYN surgeon who delivered the chil...
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Funny story: Second Shark Experiences Virgin Birth - Palin's Future Son-in-law Suspected!

Second Shark Experiences Virgin Birth - Palin's Future Son-in-law Suspected!

Omaha, Nebraska was the site of the first known Shark pathenogenesis or virgin birth. There a hammerhead female who had never been in a tank with a male in her life (or so she said...) Now another miracle birth has occurred in Virginia. An Atlantic B...
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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Hails Virgin Birth Miracle

Nicole Kidman Hails Virgin Birth Miracle

Nicole Kidman yesterday sensationally revealed how she became pregnant during a swim near a waterfall in Kununurra, Australia during recent filming. Kidman, 53, revealed how the mysterious life-giving properties of the water had caused her to beco...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Gave Virgin Birth to All of Her Many Children and Grandchildren!

Sarah Palin Gave Virgin Birth to All of Her Many Children and Grandchildren!

Mary the Mother of God or a Jewish pregnant teen with a great alibi is thought to be the only human to have experienced a virgin birth. Parthenogenesis has been observed in certain frogs but never in a human woman who has given birth five times.
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Funny story: Vatican Recognises "Virgin Birth" Shark - Shrine to be Built

Vatican Recognises "Virgin Birth" Shark - Shrine to be Built

The Vatican has today released information regarding the new shrine to be built to the newly proven "Virgin Birth" by a female shark in captivity.
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Funny story: Global warming responsible for female sperm whale parthenogenesis

Global warming responsible for female sperm whale parthenogenesis

London - (Ass Mess): Marine conservationists at London Zoo believe that global warming is responsible for a spate of virgin births among sperm whale females following their alarming disinterest in traditional mating.
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