GIDDEEYUP TX (ABSNN) -- A 75-yesr-old Marlboroite sister, Mary Agnes Agony, reportedly gave birth to a fully developed 10-year-old child Sunday afternoon "after only ten-minutes of labor," said Fr. Mack Beth, the OB-GYN surgeon who delivered the chil...
Omaha, Nebraska was the site of the first known Shark pathenogenesis or virgin birth. There a hammerhead female who had never been in a tank with a male in her life (or so she said...) Now another miracle birth has occurred in Virginia. An Atlantic B...
Nicole Kidman yesterday sensationally revealed how she became pregnant during a swim near a waterfall in Kununurra, Australia during recent filming.
Kidman, 53, revealed how the mysterious life-giving properties of the water had caused her to beco...
Mary the Mother of God or a Jewish pregnant teen with a great alibi is thought to be the only human to have experienced a virgin birth.
Parthenogenesis has been observed in certain frogs but never in a human woman who has given birth five times.
The Vatican has today released information regarding the new shrine to be built to the newly proven "Virgin Birth" by a female shark in captivity.
London - (Ass Mess): Marine conservationists at London Zoo believe that global warming is responsible for a spate of virgin births among sperm whale females following their alarming disinterest in traditional mating.
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