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75-year-old Nun gives birth to alcoholic 10-year-old

Funny story: 75-year-old Nun gives birth to alcoholic 10-year-old

GIDDEEYUP TX (ABSNN) -- A 75-yesr-old Marlboroite sister, Mary Agnes Agony, reportedly gave birth to a fully developed 10-year-old child Sunday afternoon "after only ten-minutes of labor," said Fr. Mack Beth, the OB-GYN surgeon who delivered the chil...

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Second Shark Experiences Virgin Birth - Palin's Future Son-in-law Suspected!

Funny story: Second Shark Experiences Virgin Birth - Palin's Future Son-in-law Suspected!

Omaha, Nebraska was the site of the first known Shark pathenogenesis or virgin birth. There a hammerhead female who had never been in a tank with a male in her life (or so she said...) Now another miracle birth has occurred in Virginia. An Atlantic B...

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Nicole Kidman Hails Virgin Birth Miracle

Funny story: Nicole Kidman Hails Virgin Birth Miracle

Nicole Kidman yesterday sensationally revealed how she became pregnant during a swim near a waterfall in Kununurra, Australia during recent filming. Kidman, 53, revealed how the mysterious life-giving properties of the water had caused her to beco...

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Sarah Palin Gave Virgin Birth to All of Her Many Children and Grandchildren!

Funny story: Sarah Palin Gave Virgin Birth to All of Her Many Children and Grandchildren!

Mary the Mother of God or a Jewish pregnant teen with a great alibi is thought to be the only human to have experienced a virgin birth. Parthenogenesis has been observed in certain frogs but never in a human woman who has given birth five times.

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Vatican Recognises "Virgin Birth" Shark - Shrine to be Built

Funny story: Vatican Recognises "Virgin Birth" Shark - Shrine to be Built

The Vatican has today released information regarding the new shrine to be built to the newly proven "Virgin Birth" by a female shark in captivity.

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Global warming responsible for female sperm whale parthenogenesis

Funny story: Global warming responsible for female sperm whale parthenogenesis

London - (Ass Mess): Marine conservationists at London Zoo believe that global warming is responsible for a spate of virgin births among sperm whale females following their alarming disinterest in traditional mating.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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