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One year on Anna Nicole Smith's mom claims wrong body buried in Nassau

Funny story: One year on Anna Nicole Smith's mom claims wrong body buried in Nassau

Bahamas - (Sad Ass Mess): On the eve of the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith's death her feisty Texan whore-from-hell mother Virgie Arthur has claimed General Colon Bowell ordered a massive cover-up and made sure the wrong body was buried i...

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Virgie Arthur threatens to chain herself to airport runway

Funny story: Virgie Arthur threatens to chain herself to airport runway

Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): So determined is Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur to get her hands on her maybe-heiress grand daughter Dannielynn that she is preparing to chain herself to the Nassau airport runway in a bid to prevent the ba...

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Virgie Arthur planning invasion of the body snatchers if denied official visitation rights

Funny story: Virgie Arthur planning invasion of the body snatchers if denied official visitation rights

Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Anna Nicole Smith's mother is secretly planning to exhume and take home to Texas her dead daughter and grandson Daniel's remains from Nassau if she doesn't get her way in the courts with full custody of baby...

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Larry Birkhead slams Virgie Arthur: "I ain't no gay sperm donor!"

Funny story: Larry Birkhead slams Virgie Arthur: "I ain't no gay sperm donor!"

Nassau. Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Larry Birkhead has hit out at a smear campaign that says he is a gay sperm donor chosen by Anna Nicole Smith for his girly blonde good looks, and whose semen was cynically harvested by the former Playboy stripper in a pe...

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Hitman sought as Virgie Arthur demands baby's custody "if Birkhead dies"

Funny story: Hitman sought as Virgie Arthur demands baby's custody "if Birkhead dies"

Nassau, Bahamas - (Rotters): Former Texan cop Virgie Arthur is demanding to take out a legally binding contract getting sole custody of grand daughter Dannielynn in the event that the seven month old baby's father Larry Birkhead 'takes a fata...

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My Friday the 13th Fear$: Virgie Arthur

Funny story: My Friday the 13th Fear$: Virgie Arthur

Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus): Virgie Arthur is running out of $$$$ in her protracted legal fight for a share of the headlines in baby grand daughter Dannielynn's custody hearing scheduled for today Friday the 13th of April.

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Virgie Arthur's cot death fears for grand daughter Dannielynn

Funny story: Virgie Arthur's cot death fears for grand daughter Dannielynn

Bahamas - (Rioters): Virgie Smith has voiced her hex fears that baby grand daughter Dannielynn will soon drop dead of congenital sudden inexplicable death syndrome like her big brother Daniel Smith and mother Anna Nicole unless the child is given an...

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Virgie Arthur prime suspect in grandson's murder

Funny story: Virgie Arthur prime suspect in grandson's murder

Bahamas - (Disastrous Press): Virgie Arthur, the estranged mother of the late Anna Nicole Smith, is believed to be the prime suspect in the murder probe of her 20 year old grandson Daniel Smith.

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Virgie Arthur wants son of Jesus bones burial in Texas

Funny story: Virgie Arthur wants son of Jesus bones burial in Texas

West Palm Beach - (Rioters): In a surprise legal move today Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur is attempting to sue for possession of the skeleton allegedly belonging to the son of Jesus and Mary Magdalen that were discovered by Titani film...

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Stern buries Virgie Arthur

Funny story: Stern buries Virgie Arthur

Florida - (ReUterus): Lawyers acting for Howard K Stern have won the right to bury Anna Nicole Smith's mother in a Fort Lauderdale courthouse after Judge Sidlin overwhelmingly sidled with the original ruling for the former stripper's burial t...

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Anna Nicole's mother vows to bury Stern

Funny story: Anna Nicole's mother vows to bury Stern

Florida - (ReUterus): Stripper Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur today vowed to bury her daughter's partner lawyer Howard K Stern in the Bahamas.

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