London - With her freakish Arch Druidess costumes and massive wobbly posterior the late Yaltah Menhuin has been outed as a feckless tramp according to a new memoir.
Former Royal College of Music Emeritus Professor of Tuba Techniques Sir Busby Bogr...
Washington DC - Our mole in the Ways and Means committee reports that the rules of parliamentary procedure are to go the way of the dodo bird and the Bill of Rights.
Tough economic times dictate that the government reinvent itself in a form that w...
A well known violinist has been banned from BBC Radio 3 Forever. The announcement was made on Tuesday just hours after he gave a disastrous live rendition of Vivaldi's Four Seasons...and was caught shooting up Heroin in a stationery cupboard.
As Sherlock Holmes paced the floors of his house in Baker Street, he could see no light at the end of the tunnel in his latest case. Some wretched thief had stolen in in the night, and stolen his beloved Slazengari violin, and he was muttering angrily to himself about the theft, when his colleague Dr. Watson entered the room.
'Morning, Holmes', the doctor said, 'any news about your fiddle?' 'Th...
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