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"Blind a Bigot Front" avenges transsexuals

Funny story: "Blind a Bigot Front" avenges transsexuals

After being blinded and emasculated by an attack Thursday night, Jaden Johnson was admitted to Area Hospital. The last thing he remembers before the attack was referring to a transsexual woman as a man. Hours later, two or more unknown assailants...

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Bus Full Of Tourists Detained By Vigilantes After Being Mistaken For Illegal Voters

Funny story: Bus Full Of Tourists Detained By Vigilantes After Being Mistaken For Illegal Voters

Highlighting the danger that fake news represents to a free society, vigilantes who are followers of the "Busgate" conspiracy stopped a bus full of Salvadoran tourists on an Indiana highway. Antonia "Tigre" Diaz was on the bus and later told repor...

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Anonymous Hacks Autocorrect, Changes Every Fourth Word To Pizza

Funny story: Anonymous Hacks Autocorrect, Changes Every Fourth Word To Pizza

The cyber watchdog group Anonymous just issued a statement claiming responsibility for the latest internet attack that has journalists, bloggers, texting addicts and people searching for cat videos all over the world shaking their fists in frustratio...

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Albuquerque Area Magician Nearly Lynched After Having Pet Dwarf Monkeys Take Turns Leaping Into Crowd From Atop His Dick

Funny story: Albuquerque Area Magician Nearly Lynched After Having Pet Dwarf Monkeys Take Turns Leaping Into Crowd From Atop His Dick

Albuquerque, New Mexico - In what Sheriff Deputies called "a scene reminiscent of frontier vigilante justice," an Albuquerque area magician was treed by a drunken mob that took exception to his act. Performing at an airport Ramada Inn, the magicia...

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George Zimmerman to make millions in endorsements

Funny story: George Zimmerman to make millions in endorsements

Fantasyland, Florida -- Who says crime doesn't pay? Neighborhood watch hitman George Zimmerman is lining up dozens of lucrative endorsements now that he's a free man. Most involve products designed to make the night watch a little more comfortable an...

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Batman must be stopped

Funny story: Batman must be stopped

Batman is nothing but a strong, good-looking, rich, smart, generous son-of-a-bitch vigilante. He can't fly. He can't bend steel or stop bullets with his hands. He can't run 60 miles an hour. He can't cast webs. What he can do, though, is kill crim...

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"Ninja" patrols streets of Oval

Following sensational reports of Ken Andre, the self-styled "Yeovil Ninja", there has been talk of a new vigilante on the block - Andrew Kenton, the "Oval Ninja". Mr Kenton has been seen stalking the streets of South London dressed all in white, c...

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Ninjas to patrol British cities because the "Old Bill" can't hack it!

Funny story: Ninjas to patrol British cities because the "Old Bill" can't hack it!

A new law enforcement agency is being introduced into Britain called the Ninja Patrol. It seems that the British police force are totally out of their depth dealing with deviant criminal practices rife in most UK cities, i.e. drug dealing, child pros...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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