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D-Day Veteran Cold Cocks Prince Harry For Not Wearing Tie

Funny story: D-Day Veteran Cold Cocks Prince Harry For Not Wearing Tie

Southwick, England Prince Harry was knocked out by a 91-year old D-Day veteran yesterday, because Harry neglected to wear a tie. "Sure, I knocked the bloody bugger out. He needs to learn to respect his elders and how to dress right when he attends...

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Man On The Street Says Economy Sucks

Funny story: Man On The Street Says Economy Sucks

Lucas Mattingly, a man on the street, says that the United States economy has gone to S*it. "I blame the President and the continent", he told the people who would stop and listen. He also happened to buttonhole Tom Thatcher, reporter at large (40...

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Disabled Houston Veteran Booted From Restaurant Over Service dog

Funny story: Disabled Houston Veteran Booted From Restaurant Over Service dog

A disabled U.S. veteran says he was booted from a Thai restaurant in Houston because the staff were not prepared to cook and serve him his service dog as an entree. Aryeh Ohayon, who served in the Army and Navy said his service dog, Bandit, was g...

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Korean War vet kind of wishing people in 1950 were as hesitant to go to war as they are today

Funny story: Korean War vet kind of wishing people in 1950 were as hesitant to go to war as they are today

CHESTER HILL, PA-In the wake of an artillery barrage between North and South Korea, Korean War veteran Harold Howell, 78, expressed annoyance today, noting that policymakers and the general public are far more reluctant to engage in hostilities with...

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US Veterans' Hospitals and Clinics Expand Snack Offerings for Medical Marijuana Patients

Funny story: US Veterans' Hospitals and Clinics Expand Snack Offerings for Medical Marijuana Patients

New federal guidelines are now in place stating that the Veterans' Affairs Hospitals and Clinics located in states where medical marijuana is legal will now allow their patients to use marijuana for pain management. Several changes to the hospital...

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Hospital Refuses To Treat Sick Patient Due To Harrassment of Nursing Staff

Funny story: Hospital Refuses To Treat Sick Patient Due To Harrassment of Nursing Staff

A Veteran's Hospital in Sheepdip, West (By God) Virginia has evicted a patient and refused him medical treatment, even though the man is a highly decorated war veteran. Tha patient in question, Franklin J. Fistums, was said to have systematically al...

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Lottery Cash For D Day Veterans

Funny story: Lottery Cash For D Day Veterans

In a shock move the government has announced that D Day veterans were to get lottery money. Once the weekly draw is made the money will be siphoned off and given to the old codgers in exchange for votes. In a controversial move the veterans will...

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Cubical Wars - Day 1

Funny story: Cubical Wars - Day 1

Monday, day one - I arrive in the cubical jungle refreshed and revived from my weekend of R&R. Having been a veteran of many skirmishes, I know the safest thing to do is get to my desk, hunker down and pray to avoid the minefields. You can never be too careful at the office.

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Parties hire comedians to spice up speeches

Funny story: Parties hire comedians to spice up speeches

In an obvious election year move, the Democratic and Republican parties have hired veteran comedians to add some much needed flair to political speeches and congressional debates.

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Spoof Writer Gets Shat On.

Funny story: Spoof Writer Gets Shat On.

Chuck Terzella, Veteran Spoof writer was openly criticized today for trying to be funny. Mr. Terzella, who is actually not known for his sense of humor but more for blind luck in stumbling upon humorous stories, tried to use the name of a rock and ro...

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Hacker breaks into Dan Rather's teleprompter during broadcast -- Newsman embarrassed

Funny story: Hacker breaks into Dan Rather's teleprompter during broadcast -- Newsman embarrassed

Veteran CBS News anchor Dan Rather became enraged yesterday after discovering, a full 15 minutes into his newscast, that somebody hacked into the computer which controls his on-air teleprompter.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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