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Funny story:  Venus Williams Dumped Out of Wimbledon Claims She Has Several Previously Undiagnosed  Syndromes

Venus Williams Dumped Out of Wimbledon Claims She Has Several Previously Undiagnosed Syndromes

Five-time champion Venus Williams was sensationally and unceremoniously dumped from Wimbledon after a straight-sets first-round defeat by Elena Vesnina. The 32-year-old American though is claiming that she is suffering from several previously un...
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Funny story:  Queen Latifah and Charles Barkley Have Agreed To Star In "Serena and Venus Williams - The Two Big Mamas of Tennis"

Queen Latifah and Charles Barkley Have Agreed To Star In "Serena and Venus Williams - The Two Big Mamas of Tennis"

LOS ANGELES - Noted motion picture producer Sheboygan Saddlewood has just announced that he will be producing and directing the TriMoon Films production of Serena and Venus Williams - The Two Big Mama's of Tennis. The film will star Queen Latifah...
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Funny story:  Venus Williams scared off court by randy kangaroo

Venus Williams scared off court by randy kangaroo

Venus Williams was bending over waiting to receive a serve at the Australian Open today, when suddenly a kangaroo with a whopping erection jumped onto the court and headed straight for Venus' butt. It looked like Venus was heading for an ace and mayb...
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Funny story:  Venus and Serena Williams Angrily Deny The Rumors That They Are Both Bro's

Venus and Serena Williams Angrily Deny The Rumors That They Are Both Bro's

CLEVELAND - Venus and Serena Williams two of tennis world's super stars were in town visiting one of their aunts Mimosa Rashonda Bloomington. Venus was asked by a reporter for The Cleveland Morning Messenger newspaper about the rumors that first s...
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Funny story:  Serena-Venus Williams sisters beaten by conjoined Dionne quintuplets in Canadian Open women's doubles

Serena-Venus Williams sisters beaten by conjoined Dionne quintuplets in Canadian Open women's doubles

Canada's popular conjoined Dionne quintuplet sisters pulled off a major upset at the Canadian Open Wednesday when they defeated top-ranked sisters Serena and Venus Williams 6-1, 6-2 in a match that lasted barely 20 minutes. The shocked Williams si...
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Funny story:  Venus Williams And Bum Suck Up

Venus Williams And Bum Suck Up

After a trial of wearing skin toned brown coloured panties, Venus Williams has had a bad case shame with Bum Suck Up. The problem is caused by her new panties. These very tight panties start to slowly make there way to the butt and highlight the e...
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Funny story:  I Saw London, I Saw France, I Saw Venus' Underpants

I Saw London, I Saw France, I Saw Venus' Underpants

These are the words being spoken today after a much appreciative crowd was wowed by what Venus Williams served up at the French Open. "I just wanted the crowd to see what I'm made of," said Venus. "I am so talented, I wanted to make sure everyone see...
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Funny story:  Venus Williams to be new "face" of Testicular Cancer

Venus Williams to be new "face" of Testicular Cancer

Man-mountain Venus Williams, five times Wimbledon "Ladies" Singles winner, has agreed to become primary ambassador for the fight against Testicular Cancer. Williams, with an estimated fortune of over 26 million USD, yesterday gave a Press Conferen...
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Funny story:  Venus Williams slams 'badassed horny muthaputta' Tiger

Venus Williams slams 'badassed horny muthaputta' Tiger

Palm Beach, Fla - (Hawkeye): "Ju-ju hex on Tiger's manhood?" top US women's tennis pro Venus Williams raged today. "Ya kiddin? "Like his dork's got some kinda life all its own when Elin ain't lookin? "Gimme a break, the guy's a walking ere...
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Funny story:  'Women's tennis not a laughable sport' claim Williams sisters

'Women's tennis not a laughable sport' claim Williams sisters

The sport of ladies' tennis is not a joke, claimed the two Williams sisters, who always do everything together, including playing Grand Slam finals with one another. 'Look, smarty pants', Venus Williams said to this reporter, 'just because women's...
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Funny story:  Williams sisters: Federer always welcome to therapeutic shag

Williams sisters: Federer always welcome to therapeutic shag

Florida - (Cute & Shiny Black Ass Mess): Venus and Serena Williams have told reporters they are more than happy to give world number one tennis ace Roger Federer a thorough seeing-to after sports injury coaches recommended muscle relaxant therapy aft...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

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