Des Moines, Iowa -- Two Iowa bulls have been diagnosed with a venereal disease after a wild night of partying across the state line in Missouri.
Iowa agricultural officials have placed the two hapless bulls under quarantine after they tested posit...
Saf"er" Sex -- That's the ticket!
Dear Monsignor Dubois:
You helped me so much the last time I wrote you for advice, so I thought I'd get your take on my special problem. I know you won't reveal what I say to you, not to anybody, right?
Well, last week I picked up this little chippie in the parking lot behind my house. We hit it off really well, and I convinced her to come back to my fl...
A physician specializing in the treatment of venereal disease said that a Penicillin shot should clear Miley Cyrus from a dose of the clap. He also stated that it was entirely possible that the young woman, who he said is much more girlish than woma...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown's position is under increased threat again today, after Labour suffered its worst election performance in almost a century.
Results from the European elections saw Labour lose the lead vote-share in Wales in a Parliamen...
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