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Funny story: Metropolitan Police - Dodgy Velcro shocker

Metropolitan Police - Dodgy Velcro shocker

The Metropolitan Police have today issued a stark warning to the official supplier of 'velcro' to her Majesty's forces. In the last year they have citing 'embarrassing' situations when the velcro has failed to support officers. The first instance...
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Funny story: Scientists develop non-stick Velcro

Scientists develop non-stick Velcro

Scientists working at MIT have developed an amazing new form of Velcro that does not stick. "For millennia, people have sought a way to stop their sweaters getting stuck to the hood of their Velcro jackets. Now that glorious day has come", said Pr...
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