LAFAYETTE, Louisiana - The Popeye's Chicken Fast Food Franchise is proud to announce that it has just opened the first of many Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Stores.
The first Olive Oyl is located in Lafayette, Louisiana and there were roug...
LOS ANGELES - A representative for Japan's Toyota Auto Industry has just let the news media know that they will soon be opening up a brand new Toyota plant in Tijuana, Baja California (Mexico).
Yoshiro Yasukawa stated that Toyota is proud of the n...
ALBANY, New York - Governor Andrew Cuomo has just issued a directive that the state will no longer tolerate anyone texting while operating a vehicle.
The governor said that the problem has gotten way out of hand and he has decided that the time ha...
The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just announced a list of ten brand new automotive license plate slogans for 2013.
Winnie Leona "Tags" Tagliobissi, the commission's executive director, informed the news media that, unlike previous years, none of the submitted slogans were rejected due to either vulgarity, racism, use of foreign words, or improper grammar.
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