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Funny story:  Man eats leather thong

Man eats leather thong

A 50-year-old man was admitted to hospital after eating a leather thong in a vain attempt to cure stomach ache. Vegetarian Albert Tewsum, from Gateshead, had been suffering with severe tummy trouble for several days, after unknowingly eating some...
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Funny story:  Vegetarians call for a Bacon Ban

Vegetarians call for a Bacon Ban

Vegetarians based in Altrincham, Cheshire, have asked for a complete ban on bacon following the alarming news that more vegetarians have fallen off the wagon due to thinly sliced meat than for any other reason. "It's the smell of cooking bacon," s...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention

Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention

Many rodeo-goers expressed surprise, even shock, at the announcement that former United States president Bill Clinton would be the keynote speaker at the 2012 World Rodeo Convention in Houston, Texas. For one, media sources have in recent years repor...
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Funny story:  Sausage Company Study Shows NO Negative Health Consequences for Vegans Who Double or Even Triple Sausage Intake

Sausage Company Study Shows NO Negative Health Consequences for Vegans Who Double or Even Triple Sausage Intake

Modern-day medical research demonstrates a clear and consistent link between meat consumption and virtually all Western diseases - cancer, heart disease and diabetes, to name just a few. Could sausage possibly be an exception? Sausage company H...
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Funny story:  Confessions of an Herbicidal Vegetarian

Confessions of an Herbicidal Vegetarian

I'm a vegetarian. I don't like to kill living things. Honestly, I don't even like to kill plants if I can avoid it. As far as food is concerned, I shop at the grocery store. I buy my vegetables butchered and frozen. If I do have to kill a plant, I do it quickly, so that it's as painless as possible--painless, that is, for me. Sometimes, when I take a shortcut, I feel guilty for not usi...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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