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KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.

The Ku Klux Klan has made a somewhat peculiar (and not necessarily entirely sincere?) attempt to find black supporters and allies. They have stated that they prefer underground rap to mainstream gangster rap, as the following highly authentic and...

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Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!

"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it. Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...

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Cameron Advises Britain To Make Custard More Watery!

Funny story: Cameron Advises Britain To Make Custard More Watery!

Supermarkets throughout Britain continued to report panic buying of vanilla products by their customers today following Tuesday's news from the island of Madagascar that the dreaded Melpona Beetle has destroyed an estimated 95% of this season's crops...

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Ice Cream Price Hike A Con!

Funny story: Ice Cream Price Hike A Con!

Warnings that ice cream prices were set to rocket have been blasted as a con trick by a local food expert. The ten per cent rise in the price of one of our favourite sweet treats is reported to be caused by a crisis in the global harvest of vanill...

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Mitt Romney's Travel Menu Confirms a Bland Candidate

Funny story: Mitt Romney's Travel Menu Confirms a Bland Candidate

Accidentally falling into the hands of reporters yesterday, Mitt Romney's campaign bus travel menu may indicate more about the candidate than he would prefer. Like other candidates on the campaign trail, Romney travels with his own cooking staff a...

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Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

Funny story: Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

A study by researchers at the University of Washington is music to Senator Ted Kennedy's ears. The researchers discovered that Puget Sound in Washington State is beginning to taste like vanilla and cinnamon because of holiday baking.

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‘I thought I looked cool', admits Vanilla Ice

Funny story: ‘I thought I looked cool', admits Vanilla Ice

Speaking in a tell all interview, Vanilla Ice (real name Robert Van Winkle), admitted that he thought he looked cool during the height of his fame around 1990. "Yeah, I know I've said that I only wore those clothes because the record company told me...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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